E.L.
Lol! I was also at the grocery store yesterday, and just my luck, the bread became squished after my children so thoughtfully threw heavy things on top of it. When my husband noticed it while we were checking out, he handed me the flattened bread and told me to go swap it for a new loaf. I handed it right back to him, and said "Nope, that would be stealing!" He looked at me like I was crazy, but we bought the bread.
You break it, you buy it?