So has anyone had to to the actual walk of shame before?
I never did....
UNTIL I met the hot, way to young marine....yup I was horrible and then had to walk by the entire group of marines on the way out...ugh!! He actually hung a sock on the door what was I thinking!!! I was 26ish and he was 21....ugh I was bad!! I repeated that same walk nightly for the very short duration he was here....shame on M.! (we never actually slept together (my decision) but did enough for M. to have to do the walk of shame at 4am)
no lectures please, I am aware of the stupidity I had and was tested after for everything =)
this will probably get pulled but hey I'm bored at work and Riley made M. think of it
No, I'm proud to say I never have. Indeed, I would have felt the shame part. Honestly (and this isn't saying anything about you personally, but J. in general about the world) I'm sad "walk of shame" even has to be a thing.
I did the friends with benefits thing with a friend who didn't want his roommates to know about it (other issues). But one of my best friends was his roommate's girlfriend, and she knew about it, so once when I was there and they came home, she maneuvered him with kisses and whatnot so he wouldn't see my car a couple of houses down. That was the closest I got to the walk of shame. :-)
Love it - sock on the door. Hee!
Once, a long long time ago. One of my friends had won a "party" at a dance club. Everyone with a ticket got 2 free drinks and there was a buffet. I went, had my drinks and ate a little, but decided I needed some soda to sober up a bit before I drove home. This club also had arcade video games, so I got my soda and was playing my favorite one, Galaga, when this very handsome Texan came up to M. and asked if he could buy M. a drink. I thought, "why not?" One drink led to another which led to his hotel room and delicious sex. This was a Thursday night.
I dragged my sorry rear into work the next day wearing the same suit and blouse I had worn the day before, except it looked like it had been balled up and thrown into some corner, which it had. My best friend there took one look at M. and laughed her butt off! She also brought M. an iron and got M. some breakfast. So there I was half naked in my office, ironing the wrinkles out of my suit! Fortunately, my boss at the time thought it was funny too and let M. go home early.
:D
More times than I can count...
Sort of. I was dating this guy who left M. in his apartment while he went to work. I was curious (read: nosy) and was checking to see what this one door lead to and got locked out, in some back hall, wearing only his shirt. (The door had an auto-lock on it.) Fortunately, the shirt was quite long (about to my knees) as he was very tall.
Anyway, I had no choice, but to go outside and to the management building to be let in. They called him at work and told him that he had to come do it because their policy prevented them from letting in non-residents. I was so embarrassed! He was totally amused though. :o)
HAHA! Dont be ashamed! Think of it and being young wild and CRAZY! Seriously I think I would be more ashamed of myself if I didnt live it up a little!! I know I will never be one of those people who turn around and leave my family to live the life I never did when I was young! :)
Does the cab of shame count? ;)
LOL! Um, yeah, I have! I mean, of course while I was younger it's been a while since I've had any flings, crazy or not ;) but isn't that part of normal sexual exploration I mean most of have had a crazy night or two!!!
lol Great story, and thanks for sharing! :) We've all done stupid things (especially when younger). Have an awesome day!
Yup. Walked out right in front of his parents. Oh lord!!!!
No, i married my highschool boyfriend. Cute story though :)
I hope you get lots of answers cuz this is funny. So here is my TMI story. I personally haven't done the walk of shame, but I made a guy do it. I was dating this kid in college for a few months, and yes, we slept together. After a few months the only thing I still liked about him was the sex, so I had to get rid of him (even though there were certain things I definitely missed, HA!) So one night, a few months later, I was at a party and was "in the mood". But I was a "good girl" - I'd only been with 2 guys in my life and didn't want to rack up the numbers. So, I glanced around the room and hey, lucky M., my ex was there too!! We were on friendly terms and really, he was still HOT, so I struck up a conversation. Next thing I know I'm practically dragging him to my house. I mean, it doesn't count if it's with someone you've already done it with, right? My 5 room mates happened to be home and the look on their faces as he and I walked in and then straight upstairs was simply priceless. I believe I actually saw a few jaws drop. Then of course he had to walk back down and past all of them to go home later on. I suppose if I were a guy people would say I'd used this poor kid. But I guess he used M. too, considering I never heard from him again...... until a few months ago when we found each other on FB. I wonder if he remembers the night of HIS walk of shame???
I had to read the other posts to figure out what on earth you were talking about! LOL!
I feel old now...
No, no walk of shame for M.. Maybe I missed something? (Nah.)
Maybe you should have made the hot marine come to your place instead so that he could do the walk!
Dawn
I hope it does not get pulled......Wow if it does:)
So my story is not really the walk of shame story......Cause there was never any shame for M....Sex is Sex...And when I started I was young and there was never the chance for the walk of shame....I was hiding in closets or under beds....Then sneaking out windows....Or trying to beat parents home from work to get out of the house(which was usually the easiest way)
Anyways...too my Shameful moment:)
When my husband and I started dating I was crashing on a friends couch(I lived at home still..but things with mom and dad were not good so I couch clopped for about four years,only going home briefly to check in and clean and do some stuff around the house, enough to keep my parents ''happy''). So we would hang out at the apt after work and he would eventually go home.
He was also the first boyfriend I did not immediately have sex with. Which for some reason freaked M. out a bit....but at the same time was cool.
The first time we did the deed we were on the floor in my roommates room and they were out applauding us.......and making fun.....This seems odd...but these are still my BEST friends and we happen to live with the same people now...different house....SO that was kinda shameful....
After about a year and half of dating we both had moved back home pretty much(turns out his mom lives in the col de sac behind my moms house...so made life awesome).
Anyways not to drag out the tiny details of our relationship.....There was one morning we had J. done the deed...we figured we were ok because both parents work.
Cory had gotten up a little later to get into the shower and his mom called from in the room to talk to him....and the last thing she says to him was...''Oh and tell Libby I say HI''.............Which means she heard us....Because my car was not parked at his house that night, he had drove.
I J. about died.
Then there was a time a while after that when she had gone into do something in Cory's room and she had to move some stuff....That happened to our stash of sex stuff........when she moved it...she jokingly left it on his pillow so that when he got home he knew she had found it.
Years later after we had been married and had a few kids we had a laugh about both incidents.
I am J. glad she had a good sense of humor about it all.....She got it...she was J. going to have fun with it:)
Whatever:) Shame is a funny part of life sometimes:)
Walk on:)
Dawn I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You J. made my day:) I needed a smile:)
Um....is it still a walk of shame if I ended up marrying the guy :)
Long story short ~ we hooked up one night after a concert. The house (where he was living with my step-dad!) was packed full of people and we snuck downstairs and when we came back up it became dead quiet and then they all broke out in applause.
Well... have you ever seen College Humors walk of shame comedy short that parodies the March of the Penguin? Hilarious!!
Yep...a few times(no sex!) in college...a Catholic college. Walking past the church on campus on a Sunday morning was quite fun. ;)
Nope, married at 19. But a friend of mine did--through her boyfriend's parents living room. He rented the basement from them and they could not get the back door open. His mom and dad were watching TV with his sister at 3 am. oops. Makes M. glad I never did.
Nope, can't say that I have. I was lucky enough to meet my husband when I was 20, so a lot of my wildness was naturally tempered.
