Funny Things Kids Say!

My little guy is only 19 months... but pretty chatty. He's getting to the point where we can give him options and he can let us know what his choice is. Anyway... he likes to play with one of his rubber frogs in the bathtub. One day he goes in there asking for his frog... so my husband hands him a little red one (not his favorite), so he just tosses it back in the tub and shakes his head and says "Na." Like... no thanks, that's not what I was looking for.

I look forward to the age when he says whole phrases that are funny!

When I was pregnant with my one year old, my older son was in Kindergarten and I got him up and was getting him ready for school. While eating his breakfast I always watch the news. A Relacore (diet pill) commercial came on and he looked at me and said, "Mommy, You need those cuz your fat." I told him that I couldn't take those because they could be harmful to his brother. He told me that I could take them after having his brother. I about died when he told me that.

Another story...When he was 3 his father and I had seperated for a while. While seperated my son and I stayed with my parents. Well Trent adored my parents and got up one morning and went to their room my mom woke up and he is just staring at her. She asked him what was wrong and he said, "Nana, You are fat." My mom told him Trent that isn't nice to say. He said, "but Nana you are" Lol...I guess fat people bother him. He is 7 now and knows better than to say anything, sometimes I wonder if it still bothers him. He will just have to live with it though because there are a lot of over weight people in our family.

When he was 2 and would do something wrong we would tell him not to do that and we was disappointed at him. Well my sister was playing with him one day and She was aggrevating him. He told her to stop. She didn't and he said, "I'm disappointed in you".

one more. When he was 2 he would always say our cups were sweating. My mom told him that when a cup sweats it is called condensation. Then on for a few months he was telling us our cups had condensation. For a 2 year old to say disappointed and condensation is funny.

Now that I have posted so many stories I think I will quit I could go on and on. I have enjoyed all the other stories and I hope that yall enjoy mine.

The other day, my son kicked the cat so I said " Carlitos, do not kick the cat, it's not nice and it hurts her". He looked me straight in the eyes and said "Mama, I not Carlitos, I Caillou". I had to hold in my laughter, because I was still mad that he kicked the cat, but he was so serious about being Caillou and not Carlitos. If we get mad at him and use his name, he will always become someone else, probably thinking he won't get in trouble.

After my sister told my nephew a friend of theirs was throwing her 3 year olds bi bi's (security blanket) away because he was a big boy now....my nephew replied," ummmmm I think I just don't believe in that a little bit....but just a little bit."

Hi T.,

Thanks for posting this. It's always so much fun to read those funny moments. They are always so priceless to us moms. So, since the opportunity is here I am going to share mine too. My daughter who is 2 was with me while I was working on something and I messed it up. I said "dad gum it." I don't know the spelling on that phrase exactly, but her response was "no, mommy gum it." That was one of those funny moments for us.

Thanks again for posting,
A.
www.free2Bmom.com

Love it!!!! Ok I have to share, my son is 3 1/2 the other day he wanted something and I told him to "hold his horses" and he said "Mama I don't have any horses!" I about died! And last night he was being silly so I called him a "Silly Rabbit" and he said "Mama I am not a Rabbit" "I'm Treyce" This age is so much fun but challenging too!!!

This sure is fun! Well we told our daughter "No way Jose" (spelling ?) and she says "I am not who-say mommy!". Also she keeps saying when is my baby going to get here (she wants a brother or sis real bad) I told her that Im prob not going to have one and she said "Well then daddy can just have one and it will have to be a boy b/c he is a boy". Also everytime that we are at my moms she thinks she has to take something home whether it be food or a toy. The other day she was in the pantry and said "I think I need these greenbeans to take home today". So she took home the greenbeans and had to have them for her snack....its funny b/c there was snack type sweeets and she choose those.

When my son was 2 1/2 we were playing in the back yard with his fire trucks. I was pretending to be the driver and make fire truck noises by saying, "WHOOO!! WHOOO!!! Let's go save the people!!!"

He said very firmly, "No, Mommy. Jesus will save the people. You just play cars."

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Just last week, I told my son, "Hey, look at that tractor!!!"
He said, "No, mommy, that is a self-propelled forage harverster."
I sort of had to take his work for it!!

I love all these stories!
When my son (an only child) was about 4, he wanted a sibling. He use to ask me all the time when I was going to have a baby for him to play with. I guess he got tired of waiting, so told my mom "Grandma, I want YOU to have a baby, and give it to us". It just cracked us up that he even thought about my mom giving us a baby!! Precious memories of our innocent children.

I thought of you yesterday when I was um...calmly discussing with my 7 year old about getting caught in a double lie at school. She is getting ready to be baptized in another 2 months, as we consider 8 to be "the age of accountability"- in otherwords, you sin, it's on you, baby!" Mom & dad have taught you & you're old enough to at least know the basics of right & wrong. We've also been discussing Christ's life, mortality, immortaliy,perfection, repentance, etc., etc... In the middle of my massive guilt trip over her lying, she gasps through her tears, "It's just so hard to be mortal!"

What do you say to that??? I had to stifle my laughter!

D.