What Word Does JFF

I hate when he yells "leave me alone" it makes him sound like a moody teenager.

I also hate "right" He says it in a real lazy undertone with a while staring at the tv. It's his signal that he is just pretenfing to listen to me. Honey, I was talking to so and so and she said.... "right" and we were thinking that maybe we should....."right, right" and then I heard from so and so...."right" and I we decided to..."right" so, then I pulled out a gun and shot her...."right, right" uuughhhgh. Stop blowing me off.

Actually, OMG gets on my nerves. I hear it about 50 times a day from my daughter and younger co-workers. One girl I work with says it loud and with attitude and I just want to yell "shut up" at her.

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On another note, my two year old daughter says "whatEVA!" In a valley girl voice with a lisp. It is really dang cute.

You're acting up again.

He says "Relax". Boy oh boy does that get on my nerves! However, I say to him "whatever"! LOL!

This is a common conversation in our house. Me: "What would you like to have for dinner?" Him: "I don't care, you decide."

Then when I decide on something, he says "Why did you pick that?", "I don't want to have that.", etc.... It makes me crazy!!

Not my husband, but my friend calls his wife "old lady" and it drives me nuts.

His v/m on his cell phone says "I'm out of pocket". He got it from Roy D. Mercer, a comedian. And it makes the hair on my neck stand up every time I hear b/c it sounds so stupid!!

Which one word? Oh, any of his computer jargon. When he talks about "uploading" a person (giving them information), I want to run far away.

For me it's my sister and Really? I talk & she says really? All the while just waiting for it to be her turn to talk again. I love her to death but she is very oblivious :)

It's my son and he will say "I know" when you ask he to do anything. I want to say...........I know that you know but how about doing it!
ALSO, when someone says.............what not
What in the world is a WHAT NOT???

For me its 3 words....in a minute. Thats his response to EVERYTHING. Makes me nuts! And if I say anything about him saying in a minute, his reponse is we can discuss this in a minute....so annoying!

Tracy K, your example about "right" is hilarious. I really laughed out loud. :o)
I'm not sure if my hubby has any words. I'll update if I think of something.

OK..... I think so I will shut up. It doesn't work.

Oh my god... he so does the dinner thing and then why did you cook that....

"I know, right?" and "Just sayin'"

Oh man, I know someone who nods his head and says "yeah" a hundred times WHILE I'm talking. Not during a breath, not after I'm finished making a statement, I mean during the words I am speaking at the moment. ARGH! Don't say YEAH while I'm talking, dammit, you don't even know what I'm going to say!!!

I know it's 2 days late, but I thought of something else. When someone says "eXpresso" instead of the correct "espresso." I cringe and mentally slap the other person in the head when I hear that.

Similar to Tracy K except my husband says "Mm-hm" instead of "right". argh!

My ex husband used to say 'don't be that way', in a slightly annoyed yet pleading tone.

Thus the 'ex' part.

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He doesn't have any one specific. He picks up on a phrase or word and he says it to death. Drives me nuts.
My sister in law is " really? wow! I didn't know that!" Drives me crazy!!!! LOL

Not my husband but my brother, says really???? all of the time! And the way he says it, is in a really high pitched voice in a question form and kind of long and drawn out!! Reeaalllyy????? LOL!! :) Gotta love him though!

Not my husband, but my dad.

"In a minute" and "fine". Everytime I get dressed up (which I don't like doing very much) the best he can come up with is "fine".

Ha! This is a funny question! I knew instantly what you were talking about, and what mine was.
He is no longer allowed to say to me "Relax". Telling me to "Relax" guarantees him a fight.

It's not what my husband says that gets me, it's what he doesn't say, or, more like it's the time he takes to say things. I tend to be impatient and he really takes his time to respond to questions. Sometimes I wonder if he even heard me. But the wonderful thing is that it's made me realize that it's not his issue, it's mine. I am slowly learning to be more patient by just being around him. (I know, sounds way too 'After School Special', but it's the truth!)

"horita" Which basically means in a minute. i HATE that he says that...nothing is ever HORITA....it's NUNCA (NEVER). He says it all the time.

"over yonder"
"stool" (for toilet)

Okie dokie. Its not just him. I want to climb the wall when anyone says it. Hate it!

Wow, like the previous post, I knew exactly what you meant with your question. It may be a little late to reply by I just had to. I cannot stand when my husband say "due diligence" usually referring to something that he thinks I haven't put my heart in doing. It's so annoying!

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Wow, like the previous post, I knew exactly what you meant with your question. It may be a little late to reply by I just had to. I cannot stand when my husband say "due diligence" usually referring to something that he thinks I haven't put my heart in doing. It's so annoying!

He says "Doo Loop".. When we get to a stop sign and want to turn left, but theres a car coming from one direction and we wait, but by the time it goes by, another comes, and then one from the other direction and we have to wait, and he says, "we are caught in a doo loop".. I have told him, "if you say doo loop one more time I will doo a loop on you you wont soon forget!"