So, all day I've been waiting for hubby to get home...I shaved BOTH legs, was extra cuddly on the sofa tonight, and then when we go upstairs, he goes to the bathroom while I start preparing myself for some "quality time," He opens the door, I'm ready, and he says to me, "Kate, do you have a little mirror so I can see my anus? I think I have some hemmroids." REALLY DUDE?! This couldn't wait 20 minutes?!
I'm done for the night :)
Would love to hear your funny stories of libido-bombs. Wanna share?
Haha, yes, I did tell him he ruined it. After I typed this I returned to the room, turned on the bathroom exhaust fan, and climbed into bed while muttering, "Libido-bomber!" I elaborated, and he went to bed a bit annoyed, but when we woke up this morning he got a good chuckle out of it.
10 years ago ( a year in to the relationship), I found toilet paper crammed in his crack! Yuck! Yeah, I was DONE! Lol.
That is TOO funny!
I had my gyn appointment a few days ago, and we talked about my problem with peeing my pants when I sneeze or cough, if I don't cross my legs first. She told me that I'm too young to be doing that, and to restart my Kegal exercises. She asked how bad it gets, and I immediately remembered getting out of the bathtub with my husband before bedtime, AFTER having tinkled before getting in the tub in the first place. To my utter humiliation, while drying my hubby's back, I peed on the bathmat. I couldn't stop either, and of course, he saw me.
Bless this wonderful man's heart, he picked up the mat and put it in the washer and then came back up and comforted me while I cried about it. Even though there was no nooky that night, there was a lot of snuggling!
Dawn
OMG, rolling on the floor here! Thanks for sharing....:)
Okay, sad, sad fact: as you age, your breasts fall...& fall....& fall. & when you lay down, they fall into your armpits....your throat ....aaargh.
Sooo, I'm in bed. My DH comes in, eyeballs me a little weird, & says, "are you naked?" My smart mouth shoots out with, "yep, can't you tell....my boobs are in my armpits. Oh, how they have fallen."
& he says, "well, I hope to God, you used deoderant". The End.
Eh - could have been worse - at least he didn't ask YOU to check for the 'roids - lol :-)
Whew...I shouldn't have had that burrito! Yeah, done.
Forget the hemorrhoids.
You shaved your legs to get 20 minutes?
(Sorry....no offense....just joking....sarcasm...)
That's a libido bomb, for sure.
Your legs will still be smoothe in the morning........
Just sayin'....
:)
Welllll......we were in the middle of the "act" and he was, um, well, behind me and says "hold on, you have a huge pimple on your back, let me pop it" and proceeds to pop it while we were still....you know.
Another relationship. That ended soon after.
"Hop on."
OmG. So sorry!!!! I know that kind of info isn't something you want to hear at that special moment. Hang in there and make sure he knows your "intentions" a little bit more next time-- :) Be blunt!
M
LOL. Omg, this made my night. I too was in the mood for some quality time with my hubby and tried all day to send messages to him in preparation for tonight. Well...we watched Dexter and then he wanted to go to bed. Ahhhhh.
So, you are not alone in your frustration. Although...really? A hemmroid discussion? Wow! That takes the cake! 20 whole minutes, huh? Did you ever end up telling him?
Hahahahahahahaha.
I cannot give an answer.
For one, I am still laughing (sorry)
and
for two, I can't beat that.
Well that's love for ya.
Give the big hemorrhoid-sharing-hubby a hug. ;)
oooh Kate!! THANK YOU!!! I sooo needed this laugh!!!
I'm hoping that things turned around for you!!! :)
hahaha too funny :)
I can't think of one to top that one.
