JFF: My Son Went Streaking Today... What Did Your Kid Do?

My 2yo DD has started tucking things in her shirt and underwear band. I have NO CLUE where she picked it up... I don't use my bra for storage, neither does anyone else we know. But that's exactly what she's doing...

We got a lot of laughs at the mall the other day...I gave my DD a $1.00 bill to hold until we got to the little carousel so she could ride it...She immediately tucked it into her waistband. THEN when she went to climb onto the carousel, she lost her balance and grabbed the pole for balance, one leg went UP and she spun around the pole... with a dollar bill sticking out of her waistband...

It got a lot of laughs from the people who saw, but...

I swear, I'm not raising a stripper!!! lol.

We went shoe shopping and after awhile my daughter sat in a seat next to a woman in her eighties. I could see her the whole time and saw my daughter was talking her ear off, (and I thought oh goodness, lol).
When I was getting ready to leave the woman told me how she is the kindest child and such a joy to talk to (oh how sweet is that!). :)

Well when my youngest (who is now 14) was about 3, I took the kids and all the cousins to McDonalds for lunch one day. I asked the older kids to keep an eye out for the little ones while I went to order the food, and they were in the play place. And is was noon, very busy at that time. Anyway, there was about 3 people ahead of me in line, and lots of people behind me, So I feel this little tap tap tap on my leg, and i look down there is my son, buck naked, handing me his pile of clothes. He says "here mama". I about died. There was this man standing next to me cracking up, and I was thinking to myself that I should scoop him up and run to the bathroom and redress him. But I did not, I just stayed in line and dressed him there, and everyone thought it was funny. Of course with him it was only one of many times he stripped, and he still does it occasionally just because it makes us laugh hysterically.

Good for him! Every child should know the joy of running around outside naked at least once! Of course I'm assuming he is under five, and not like 15...My kids didn't do anything nearly as fun today.

:)
wish I could run around nude for 20 minutes without getting arrested and sent to the 3rd floor.

when my son was little (under age 5), he and the neighbor boy were playing in the back bedroom. it got too quiet, so i went to investigate. found both of them buck naked, climbing to the top of the waterbed headboard and belly flopping onto the mattress. crazy boys!

Both my sons were pretty much nudists until they were five. Not really sure what sparked the need for clothes at that point but with starting school I was grateful. :)

Don't really know what my kids were doing, they are on vacation with their dad. Pretty sure driving him up the wall. I think they enjoy when the veins pop out on his face. :p

Oh my favorite with my oldest nudest was him throwing off his towel after swim class and running through the locker room yelling I'm wanger man. I used to look at the horror struck old ladies and say one of the lesser known super heroes. Then grab the bugger and wrangle him into clothes.

Okay, Susan, that's truly funny...for those of us who didn't have to chase a naked kid around the neighborhood. :)

Ours was a 'holey' day.

Outside, I was working and he decided to dig next to me-- which meant dirt on me. Flying dirt. Not cool. Needed a shower. Very cool.

Later, doing artwork, he kept telling me "watch me shoot out a hole" with the hole punch and paper. Trouble was, I accidentally gave him the harder hole punch to work, so there he was, grabbing with both of his little hands and squeeeeeezing until his face turned red. "Watch. Meeee. Shoot. Out. A. Hoooole!!!" he commands through clenched teeth. Poor kid; I realized my mistake and gave him the other hole punch.

It did use up a bit of time and energy, though!

Hahahaha! Your story was fun to read!

Yesterday the kids and I were walking through the market and I looked down to see that my daughter had gathered her dress and tucked it into the front of her underwear. Yikes!!!!

GREAT story. Sorry you had to endure it, though! :)

My 2 y.o. GIRL argued with me and her sister (age 4) that she was NOT a girl. She was a booooyyyyy. (In the tiniest, whiniest voice possible.) "W not a girrrlll. I a boooooyyyy." We had to stop telling her she wasn't. She was getting sooooo pissed off. (Got it on video!)

Thank goodness after the 4 hour nap (not feeling well), she woke up a girl again. :)

ROFL...

No worries! My mum tried reverse psych with my brother and he DID go all over the neighborhood.

Headsmack.

Just saying' ... You were probably ON the money about FREEDOM! running down the street waving at everyone and sharing his nekkid joy with the world!

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I have no idea what my son did today. So even though yours added grey hairs and didn't just get in the doghouse... But designed it, built it, and ran in full speed.... I'm sitting here smiling for you that he was with you, and grinning at the thought of lines of girlfriends who'll make him blush to his ears as you relate this story forever!!!

Oh My!

How old is he?.. That little stinker..

Our daughter was helping me empty a home for an Estate Sale I will be doing..

She hates getting dirty, is a germaphobe.. and you know, these homes when an older person passes away is so dusty and filled with old stuff, every time we moved something.. the dust was just on everything.

I finally gave her a bottle of Purel for her pocket and she draped me in a hug and said.. Oh thank you Motherrrr, you have saved my life!!!!

I thought oh, brother, good thing she will not end up doing this for a living, she would never make it.

I don't know what is funnier your story or Sherrie G saying good for him as long as he is under 15. Yikers like 14 and a 1/2 would be ok, lol, That totally struck me funny.

I was wonderign how old he was too so i'm glad you put that.

So what did my kids do today, VBS where i had to Yell at them in church for acting lilke lunatics. nice mommy moment!
then in general trashing the whole house like Pigpen from the peanut gang.
oh and i did tell my almost 9 yo to go run laps in the drive way,
.................. I assume he stayed clothed the whole time, but I didn't actually check.

hope tomorrow is a good day for you :)

I don't think any of my kids did anything that crazy. My 3 1/2 nephew is a different story. We were at the baseball game for his older brother(6 years old) and my 5 1/2 daughter(who they are on the same team) and my 3 1/2 nephew was on top of a dirt pile,had his pants down a little and was holding his "thing" about to pee when I heard my sister scream "riley!". Needless to say when she said it loud heads turn around and see what was going on. His daddy rush over there and pulled his pants up and brought him to the bathroom. It was funny.

It's summer, I think my two boys have spent more days around the house in only their underwear than they have in full clothes. Luckily we live in a rural area where it doesn't really matter and I'm glad it cuts back on the laundry!

Ah, I miss having a toddler.

While mine never ran around naked, he often ran around the neighborhood, and went grocery shopping, etc. in costumes. And not just around Halloween - he needed to be Batman or Spiderman year round at that age. I just ignored the odd looks and let him be. I thought it better than when he used to wear mismatched sneakers on purpose because they made him "faster" that way.

He is 16 now, and today he went to work (his first job ever), and came home and bought himself a PS3 with some of the money he earned. He also bought me a couple of candy bars when we stopped at Walgreen's this evening. He now plans on saving the rest of his summer earnings.

Oh my, something to look forward to! The kid across the street never wears a shirt. Warm, cold, raining, it doesn't matter. The other day he was shooting fireworks in his whitey tighties...

well it wasnt today but a couple days ago...

my 9 1/2 month old was getting up from a nap and i wasnt coming and getting him fast enough, and when i turned the light on.....

he had taken his diaper off, threw it out of the crib, and the poo that was in it..it was all in the floor and he was sitting there like..NEXT TIME I BET YOU COME FASTER..LOL..

My daughter (almost 5) informed me that she wishes she were a boy, so when she grows up she doesn't need to have a baby come out of her vagina. She's been rather obsessed with the whole concept lately and keeps telling me over and over how she doesn't want to have to have a baby come out of her vagina. I'm getting to be, like, okay, will you please stop worrying about it and drop it now?

LOL!!! gotta love kids. This is one of these wonderful parenting moments. I have been there and done that.

My son went to camp like he does everyday and then we went to Toys R Us and I could not find any good toys for the nieces and nephews birthdays.

At 3 my son would have tired that inside the house.
By 5 he definitely had a well developed sense of modesty he'd make me look away when he put on his swim suit.