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JFF: Most Hated Word.

Yesterday I wore my brand new (to me) sweater, which I had identified as a lovely orchid pink.

After running chores we stopped by a friend's and she and I sat and drank coffee while the kids did kid mayhem outside. And that's when the day got ugly.

"Look at you wearing bright color," my friend says.
"That's what grownups do, wear color, you know," I say.
"Well. Some grownups. You're not screwing around with THAT color. Go Puce or go home," she says.
I say, "This is not puce. Not even close. Puce is a color close to vomit. This is like a stormy sunrise (thank YOU very much)."
"It's puce. That's the word for THAT color."
"No. I'm sorry, it's not."
"It is."
"It's not."

So we asked the oracle (aka Google) and I discovered something that has ruined my life.
Puce is EXACTLY the color of my new sweater. Puce is also the most disgusting word I've ever heard. And, not coincidentally, it has an equally disturbing etymology.

"Puce is the French word for flea. The color is said to be the color of the bloodstains remaining on linen or bedsheets, even after being laundered, from a flea's droppings or after a flea has been killed.
Bedbugs leave the same stains from their droppings as part of their nightly wanderings on the surfaces of bedsheets, pillowcases and blankets. These colored stains on one's bedding after laundering are a bedbug alert."

Yuck, gross, ick. Who in the H.-E.-double-hockey-sticks wants a house that's puce colored, or a puce colored silk dress?

Not. Me.

Anyway, not that I've soured your ears, let me make up for it with a question: What word(s) make you cringe?

What can I do next?

So What Happened?™

Confession: I am procrastinating so hard right now. I have spent 26 minutes researching "puce", not counting this post. Don't. Tell. Anyone.

This is a fun article:
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/68872/why-does...

ETA:
Holey cow folks! Thank you for brightening my very grey afternoon. I have laughed so hard reading your responses.

Daisey, you reminded me of another of MY least favorite words: Boobies! Blech. Funny because tit doesn't bother me. If you put me and you in a room, do you think our aversions would be neutralized or exasperated? :-)

MzKitty, I promise it was all in good fun - we both had big grins on our faces and were being playful!

I hope you will continue to add your responses! Have a great afternoon/evening!

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That's hilarious!

Now I'm about to offend at least half of MMP users. I apologize in advance.

HUBBY.

Bleck. Spit. I HATE the word HUBBY!

;(

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Preggers....Seriously?!

It makes pregnancy sound like an illness, like I've caught something deadly and contagious.

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well that's pretty gross. can you ever wear the sweater again, is my question!

i have always hated that word...i thought it was like pea green forever lol. i don't know why, it just made me think of pea green. it sounds like a "pea green" kind of word.

Fixin to is a pet peeve of mine. i also HATE HATE HATE "warsh".

as in, "fixin to put the clothes in the warsh."

AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

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That's hilarious!

Now I'm about to offend at least half of MMP users. I apologize in advance.

HUBBY.

Bleck. Spit. I HATE the word HUBBY!

;(

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I think "puce" sounds like "puke". Not all that fond of that word either.
Other words that bother me....
"cunt"
"N-word"
"hubby or wifey"
"lover" (as in..."hey lover, will you grab me that plate? ewww My parents do that and I puke a little in my mouth every time) LOL...just read B.B.'s response!! HAHAHA!
"Oh my God" (when I hear little kids say that I CRINGE! And I am not even that religious. I just find it cringe worthy)
"pussy" (ick..)
I am sure there are more..but those were the first that popped into my head~
Laura

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Preggers....Seriously?!

It makes pregnancy sound like an illness, like I've caught something deadly and contagious.

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I know people get teased for it, but I really dislike hearing the word "irony/ironic" these days, because most people use it incorrectly. (and yes, Alanis Morrisette, I will not forgive you for this ;) )

"Irregardless" is another one. There is No Such Word, regardless of how often it's used.

Diva (no, you aren't Aretha Franklin, you're just being a pain...)
Totes (sorry, is your life too busy to say the word "totally"?)
My Bad (yes, and so is your grammar)
Juicy Couture (I know it's a phrase, but it's neither juicy nor is it truly couture)
anything "-alicious" ---everything described like this sounds 'quintessentially frozen' and on a stick

Of course, there are also the derogatory terms/slurs which I don't care to hear, but I think Manda covered those for me. Thx, Manda! I'm sure there are more I could think of.... but the above are my favorite offenders.

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When men refer to their wife as "The Wife".

My step-dad used the term all the time and it made me crazy! He'd be talking to someone and say things like "I better check with The Wife".

Oh, and I can't stand the term "baby mama"!!!

I know this sounds silly, but I don't like the word "armoire" and it's only b/c I can never ever say it correctly!!!

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well that's pretty gross. can you ever wear the sweater again, is my question!

i have always hated that word...i thought it was like pea green forever lol. i don't know why, it just made me think of pea green. it sounds like a "pea green" kind of word.

Fixin to is a pet peeve of mine. i also HATE HATE HATE "warsh".

as in, "fixin to put the clothes in the warsh."

AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

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Honey or Dear.

Our relationship is so meaningful you made up a special nickname? Just for me?

What is it?

Oh. That sounds more like you just forgot my name....

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Words that I've heard used by 'educated' people recently that drive me nuts:

umm - this was something that I was taught should never be used in any fashion
irregardless - not a word & I don't care how many people claim that in the US it is applicable to use it
supposably - again not a word supposedly however is and works quite well

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