My Children Are Being Too Funny Lately, What Has Your Child Done Today?

LOL THAT'S SO CUTE!

We spin off Lady GaGa's songs all the time. Instead of 'poker face' my girls used to sing 'circle face' to their baby brother, because his head was super round like Charlie Brown, LOL!! (My my my circle face, my my circle face)

My 8 year old came home from school last week and goes 'YES YES YES!! WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER!!'... I was like 'no, why would you think that?'... she says 'because you're all dressed up, mom!'... and then I realized: For the first time in days I actually got out of my pajama's... THANKS KID.

One of my favorite things with kids is when they say words wrong but actually come out with another real word. Last week, my 4 yr old grand daughter asked her mommy, "Mommy what would you name me if I was a boy?" She has heard ths story many times that they thought she was a boy in several sonograms and had already done the baby book and name in big letters and blues and greens and then suddenly had to change gears when told in the 7th month that it was in fact a girl. So, she asked her mommy to tell her once again, what her name would have been. My daughter told her, "if you had been a boy, we would have named you Kingston." My grand daughter came running to me and shouted,"Grama, when I was a boy my name was KICKSTAND!"

Too funny! Too bad we can't have a constand video running to capture it all. My daughter (5) and son (3.5) were talking today about where we live. She said we live in Littleton. He claims it was Colorado. She says it's both... and the "argument" goes for a while... Then he says " It doesn't really matter because God lives everywhere and he loves us all".

My three year old gets a small cup of ice cream for when she poops on the potty. So of course, she does it when we are out of ice cream. So she comes out of the bathroom singing and dancing, 'I pooped on the paaaahty on the poooty. Hey where's my ice cream?"

So off to the store we went. I let her put the ice cream on the conveyor belt, and a older gentleman asks her if he could have some (jokingly) and my lovely daughter asks, "Did you poop on the potty too?" then breaks out into song and dance again. "I pooped on the pahhhhtttty"

To top it off, after these people stopped laughing, they took FOREVER. I was letting my daughter count the cadbury eggs on a small round bin, that was a couple of feet away. Then she got into a game, she would grab one and I would tell her that was the wrong one. Then she would giggle and put it back and bring me another one.

What I didn't expect (stupid of me) was for her to unwrap one, pop the whole thing in her mouth, decide she didn't like it and spit it out. Sigh...This is all five minutes after we just had the, "You can't eat it till we buy it." Conversation.

My 5 year old is starting to take showers instead of baths, and last night as he was scrubbing himself, all of a sudden he burst out with, "La da dee, la da dum, la da doo". I asked him where he picked that up from and he said, "Daffy Duck! Gosh, mom I thought you were old enough to know that!" I had to call Daddy in to help finish the shower, I was laughing too hard!

A couple nights ago when going to bed, my 9 yo, after I told him goodnight and I love him, replied: "I love you too mom, and I won't come out unless I'm barfing or bleeding." Lol!!!

My son (3.5) just did the "naked talking butt" that Jim Carrey did in Dumb/Dumber last night.
I got it on video!

I have a two-year-old granddaughter who lives much too far away (doggone the Army!), but I get the cute comments from her mama on FB. The other day she said, "Mommy, I have my sad pants on." I asked that a picture of her "sad pants" be posted - I'd like to know how unhappy they really are....

That's adorable. I love how literal my kids are. Last night my little girl saw her brother walk in with new braces - she said said mama! Brother has a bracelet on his teeth.
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I have a funny guy too! He is 6 and has done many, many, many things that just make us all bust out laughing. Most recently we were out to lunch with the Grandparents, there were cards on the table of a game where you have to describe a word with out using the word to get someone to guess the secret word. After a few rounds the table got quiet. My funny man busts out with 'I am grandpa. I have white hair. I read the paper. I have a big nose. I am grandpa'....Ahhhhh! We all busted out laughing so loud. It was hilarious!

A few weeks ago he came to me in the living room wriggling with excitement, he could hardly contain himself. When I inquired what was so funny he whispered in my ear that he was playing a trick on Gage (his 16 year old cousin) a few minutes later I hear Gage say from the kitchen (where he was boiling water for jell-o) "W what did you do with my jell-o"? Funny man starts hysterically laughing and Gage starts chasing him around asking where it is at. Gage eventually picked him up and was holding him upside down and demanding that he tell what he did with the box. Still upside down W says, with his arms shooting straight out "OK, OK, I will tell you where it is" dramatic pause for effect..."It's in your underwear...Ahhhh-Ha-Ha"! It was classic!

He has always been funny, even when lil'...we used to say he was funny and he would say "I am NOT a funny guy"....but man oh man is he ever a funny guy!

HAHA!!!! Kids are too funny, I love it! When my six year old was five she said "I am so impressed with myself" I tried not to laugh at the big word she chose to use and asked her why? She said "Cuz I know how to say "Hippotatamous" (hippopotamus) LOL! I just said "Very good!" then she kept saying she was impressed with a bunch of other words that she could not pronounce lol!!!