What to buy for a toxic relative?

I’m baffled as to why you would send your father anything, but you are obviously a very kind hearted woman and feel you need to send something. My first thought was to send the old fart any old piece of crap you could find at a thrift store. The uglier the better. But I really think a card is sufficient.

maybe a self-help book called “I’m a miserable old fart”