Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens..."

Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboad box down the street and asked her what she was doin. She said, "Moving."

Yo mama's armpits so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.

--eta, yeah, I dont quite get the hopscotch one either. All my yo mama jokes come from "In Living Color." Here's some more... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009042219382...

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo momma so fat we could take her to the beach and sell her for shade.
yo momma so fat if she wore high heels she'd strike oil.
Courtesy of my teenage boys....LOL...

How funny that you ask this...my husband and son were trying to outdo each other last night at dinner w/ "yo mama" jokes!!! My 12 yr old son: "Yo mama so fat, when the whales see her, they sing 'we are fam-i-ly, even though you're fatter than me.' " LOL! This kid cracks me up w/ the things he and his friends come up w/! He had a few others, but this one made me laugh the hardest.

:)

My oldest son and his friends use cha cha on their phones for these. You text YMJ to 242242 (chacha) and they text you back a joke. They have and endless stream of jokes.

I don't think they spam your phone or anything, we haven't had any problems with them.

Google has a free "Yo Mama Jokes" App.

Yo mama so black, when she went to night school, the teacher marked her absent.

Never understood the hopscotch one. She is fat, not godzilla.

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

http://www.yomamajokesgalore.com/

search yo mama jokes and a bunch of pages pop up.

I have not heard a yo mama joke since high school or shortly thereafter. A looonnngggg time ago.