Whats That on Your Bumper.....JFF

Updated on August 27, 2011
E.B. asks from Tacoma, WA
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So I have had to ask too many serious questions lately.

Since I have added like five new bumper stickers on my van...It got me thinking..what is the rear end of your car saying to people??

Do you have the Family member emblems? If so What do they look like??

What is your Favorite Bumper sticker??

Here are some of mine....and there will be many many more.....
Peace sign that is tye-dyed
Four different Jack Skeletons heads from The Nightmare Before Christmas
Five or so Political(non-party affiliated)...I wont get specific to keep this one light.
I have the Family member emblems in two forms...One that is a generic Head...Three boys mom and dad and the cat...
I just got and this is my favorite..The family Emblem that is Nightmare Before Christmas...It has Jack, Sally..Oogies Kids and Zero...Which works perfectly for my family!!!
We also have a few Band stickers. And a Seattle Seahawks Team emblem.
I am sure I have forgotten something....but there ya have it!
Ah I did forget..My biking one...It is the picture of a bike and it reads...''Put the fun between your legs''

I have many favorites. I love all the family ones..especially the ones that are different!!

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So What Happened?

My husband thinks they are tacky too.

This is the first time I have had the ok to decorate...and it has to stay on the windows....so I guess mine are more of rear window stickers...:(

Denise P..... :)

I would read all your rears!! Thank you ladies this is fun!!!

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answers from Portland on

My last car had the following, I will be getting most of these again, or already have duplicates for my next car:::

Human Right Campaign Sticker (the blue with yellow equal sign)

Several pro-gay marriage ones, like "Love has no gender!"

"What kind of a person votes against healthcare?"

A Marilyn Manson sticker.
A New York Yankees sticker.
A Seraphim Shock (friends band) sticker.

The flag of England.

Some other political ones & some of the silly ones with phrases on them, like
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

I put mine in the back window of my car, NEVER on the bumper, may need to remove them to sell the car, much easier off a window.

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answers from Pittsburgh on

Well, I had to get rid of several a few years ago:

Impeach Bush
Hail To The Thief
Bush Is A Punk A$$ Chump
GW Bush: How dumb is too dumb?

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answers from Baton Rouge on

I have several.
My other vehicle is a Klingon battle cruiser.
Live your own myth.
I brake for fairies, leprechauns,unicorns, and other creatures only I can see.
Nice truck - too bad about your dick.
Religious freedom means all religions - with a big purple pentagram.
A Trek fish.
A medicine wheel.
A HRC equal sign (supporting same-sex marriage).
Recycling is for the birds...and the fish, and the trees, and the children...
No black, no white, just the blues - Beale Street, Memphis, TN

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answers from Jacksonville on

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

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answers from Los Angeles on

One side says "Love" the other side says "Peace" and in the middle there is a Shaka Hang Loose sign. We're all about good vibes in our house :)

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answers from Kansas City on

i used to have one that had a cartoon Albert Einstein with an irratated look on his face and was pointing out and it said, "YOU, out of the gene pool!" I thought it was funny. the only one we ever had was for a christian radio station.

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answers from Albany on

I LOVE those little family stick figure ones, especially with a dog and a cat! If my kids were younger I'd have them too.

I have a giant yellow peace sign magnet on the hatch. On the side windows I have an RIT eurosticker, USA Gymnastics, USA Track and Field, and a Ballston Spa Scotties foot print. This is my 3rd Mazda, and yet I have never put on the Zoom Zoom window sticker that comes with them. Since I drive really fast, seems like it's not a good idea to advertise it!

My kids do not seem too dissappointed that I've not put their 'My Child Is An Honors Student Blah Blah Blah', we have a million of them. They've stuck them on their bedroom walls.

Couple of ones I see that I like, Bark Less, Wag More....Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History, My Marine Can Pick Off Your Honor STudent At 1500 Yards, tehehe.

I REALLY like the Life Is Good ones, hard to choose just one though!!


OH! A few months ago I saw a car whose rear plate read 'PLAN AHEA'


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answers from St. Louis on

I have St Louis University because I am damn proud of the work I did to graduate. I did it after my divorce if you are wondering.

On my old car I used to have my kids high schools. I paid over 20 thousand a year so for four years couldn't buy a new car. I figured it explained the beater I was driving.

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answers from Reading on

Nothing...because, generally, I don't want other drivers to know anything about me.

I read somewhere that people with bumper stickers are more aggressive drivers. I don't know if that's true, but it always makes me wonder if people with a gazillion stickers all over the back of their car are aggressive or not.

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answers from Phoenix on

I have one bumper sticker. it says. GoArmy.com. im boring. lol

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answers from Eugene on

My bumper says "If we had a Department of Peace we wouldn't need a Department of Homeland Security."

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answers from Detroit on

I don't have them on my bumper, but on my back window...

I have a Summit Racing sticker and a Top Gun Shooting Sports on the back hatch window of my Saturn Vue. ☺

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answers from Richmond on

I USED to have, on my old car, all these old school vintage pin up surfer girls... I miss them :(

On my new car, I've got my tag for our boat club membership, a similar tag given only to those members who've sunk a boat (long story!), my RVA sticker (Richmond, baby, yeah!!)... and a sticker my BFF brought me back from TN that says 'FISH NAKED: you might catch a big one'... um, yeah, I had been drinking moonshine the night THAT one went on the car...

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answers from Birmingham on

I have one that is a Phish summer tour 2010 and one that says "Work sucks, I'm going on tour". I love the Life is Good stickers too. Fun post!

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answers from Boston on

Nothing. I think it's tacky :)

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answers from San Francisco on

I dont have any bumper stickers but my license plate holder/frame says:
I'm going Nucking Futs!

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answers from Cleveland on

Oh, man! A couple of those cracked me up! Especially the one from Christine N. about the Nice Truck! LMAO

On the back of my vehicle is my children's Waldorf School magnetic sticker, and one that reads "Turn off Fox. Bad News for America"

Fun post!

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answers from Los Angeles on

I'm in California - but thank God - near Edwards AFB so I don't get as much flack for it as I do elsewhere in CA...

One Big A$$ Mistake America on one side and a yellow support our troops ribbon on the other side..

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answers from Pittsburgh on

I have none on my car. But I love seeing them. My recent favorites -
Six billion miracles are enough - on a car in Asheville, NC
The little Darwin amphibian (especially the one eating the fish) - maybe not PC but too funny.
Co-exist - the one with all the varied religious symbols

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answers from Buffalo on

Nothing on the bumper, however I have some on my rear window(hiddem behind the headrest so evryone else can see theb but those in the car.
1. The family stickers, Mom Dad @ boys (One with a hat and one with spiked hair) and a baby girl.
2. Soccor Mom
3. And hopefully soon Swimming Mom
The above are on 1 vehicle the other just has american flags all over it. It goes in alot of parades for the kids functions (scouts, Swimming club etc)

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answers from Houston on

We have band and drum line stickers on ours. In addition, we have the "Our daughter and $$ go to SHSU. (Sam Houston State University) for those of you outside the great state of Texas!

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answers from Seattle on

I don't have any bumper stickers, but I have a window decal for the Seattle Sounders as well as the lisence plate holder for the Seattle Sounders.
On my old car I had a ton of stickers......"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." (my mom would get so mad at me since I have 4 brothers and she thought that it was rude towards them. I thought it would be great for them to marry women that didn't HAVE to depend on them but WANTED to get married because they loved them.)

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answers from Dallas on

On my car now I have a HiLife sticker right in the middle with a bonsai tree and the leaves are the Hawaiian islands. I also have 2 cowboy stars on the top left and top right corners and then tee tiny Honu (sea turtle) stickers on the bottom left and right.
When I was younger I found a sticker that said Move Over. It was backwards and I put on the front windshield of my Trans Am. Man I loved that car!!!
I try not to get too political or religious on my car.

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answers from Albuquerque on

(in the back window) Jessica Rabbit & the saying " I'm not bad I just drive that way"
A long time ago I had a sticker on my p.o.s. mustang that said "Smile if your not wearing any underware" -Stupid I know but i was young & stupid. I loved that sticker.
Other favorites that I have seen are "yep its got a hemi" - and that was on a ford pinto, and my alltime favorite, "dont steal the goverment hates competion"
and I think those stick figures are cheesy

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answers from Seattle on

My emblem is as follows:

2 women and four babies.

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answers from Casper on

My all-time favorite is Gas, Grass or A$$- Nobody rides for free! No way do I have one now ;)

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answers from Seattle on

Well, I don't have any on my truck, but there are three I want:
1. Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
2. Driver carries no cash, she has kids.
3. My kid sold your Honor student the test answers.

I used to have a '71 Ford truck that was beat to tar. I miss that truck, but my husband saw a bumper sticker that would have worked great: Rust test in progress.

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answers from Savannah on

Nice question. Always been a fan of bumper stickers. When I was a kid, one of my guy buddies had some crummy car that he just covered with bumper stickers: slogans, band names, whatever.
I liked it, but I'm too lazy to put "too" much on my car (means I need to clean them off later when time to trade in). I just have a SC palm tree and a life is good. I want to get my husband the tire cover that says life is good too, since his is plain. I really want a little stick figure family, lol, but haven't done it yet. I'm thinking we'll do the family with Mickey ears when we go to Disney, since we can't pick just one pose that "says" us. (My son: cowboy? karate? soccer? Me: who knows? etc, etc). I just like it when people show their quirky sides....because I appreciate the quirky bits!
I love the posts that mentioned "Live your own Myth", "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle" (that made me laugh out loud), and the burned Barbie head on the antenna (great!). It cracks me up that some people get really bent out of shape or judgmental about someone putting a sticker on their own car. :P

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answers from San Francisco on

Nothing---I don't want other people to know everything about me and what I believe in. I also don't for safety reasons--I have seen it more than once-road rage due to an offensive bumper sticker.(I saw a big fight over an abortion activist and a anti-abortion activist-they got out screaming and one tried to run the other over-it was horrible!) I just would rather keep my family safer this way.

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answers from Phoenix on

I don't have bumper stickers on either my car or mini van but I do have a business card holder on both that hold my business cards. But I do have a personal license plate that says "IMFAITH". =)

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answers from Cincinnati on

I have one sticker on my back window that reads 1/20/2013.

I don't like the stick figure family ones at all (no offense).

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answers from Anchorage on

Keep Honking, I'm reloading
I'm the boss, my wife said I could be
Do I look Like a People Person
Don't steal, the government hates compatition

Those are a few that I have seen that I like.

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answers from Dallas on

Just one on my Xterra that is the LC from my church, Lifechurch.tv. We don't have anything on my husband's car b/c he thinks they're tacky.

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answers from Philadelphia on

"Life is good" and "peace." Both of which I believe.


answers from Rochester on

My old car had one...Respect Life. An anti-abortion sticker.
New car has one...Musician's Friend. Basically an advertisement for the company we buy instruments through.

What irks me about bumper stickers (although I know you said this was JFF) is when people have both a PRO-CHOICE sticker, and a "Have you hugged your kid today?" sticker. Seems they're confused. :) I also don't like dirty or disgusting bumper stickers. If you wouldn't say it out loud in a crowd that included children, why put it on your car? Children can read.



answers from Seattle on

I had two in college when I was more radical:
- Keep Your Laws Off My Body
- If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child

Now neither my husband nor I have bumper stickers on our cars, but if I did, it would be one of these:
- Love Your Mother (with a picture of Earth)
- Have You Hugged Your Child Today?



answers from Portland on

I don't have any bumper stickers but if I did, this is what it would say:
Just be nice to each other.

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