My Mother Just Called

OH LOL!! Thanks for the chuckle ;)

Last night I was running late after getting my hair cut, and I knew the kids were starving. I made 2 separate plates of food for each of my daughters. The first one I stuck in the microwave... WITH A FORK!! D'OH! When the second plate was done, I told my daughter to grab her food because my hands were full. She goes 'MOM!! You heated it up with no food on it!!' DOUBLE D'OH!!

I made myself a drink and called it quits after that ;)

My mom was talking to me on the phone once. Then started freaking out because she couldn't find her phone.

My son did a group text to all his contacts just for fun..."call me...I can't locate my phone"...near about everyone called him. I didn't get it at first...but then realized he had texted from his phone!!!

Went out to eat with my dear husband and left the babysitter with detailed instructions and to call me if she needed me. Got to the restaurant and put my "cell phone" on the table only to realize I had brought the TV remote control instead of the cell phone. Since my kids are teengers that was obviously a while ago and no one would mistake a TV remote for a cell phone - but back in the day....

I love it when people call my house and ask where Im at...

I have been married for 11+ years and my mom will still call to double-check the spelling of my last name - it's a very common last name that ends with either an -sen or an -son =)

Looking for my glasses when I'm already wearing them, walking out the front doors on the house phone in one hand, the cell phone in the other and then losing my caller a block away as I'm driving DUH!!! Looking for my purse when I'm holding it in my hands...

I do that stuff all the time.

Once when I was in retail for a large store. I was the "manager on call". At the time, that meant I had a pager and I had a walkie talkie on my waistband.. Not to mention the big name tag with my name, and Manager in Big letters.

I was assisting a employee with a register, while answering the ringing phone, while my pager and walkie are calling out my name..

A customer walks up and asks me, "Do YOU work here?" I just started laughing.. Another customer told the lady, "no she JUST grabbed someone elses name tag and is just prtending to know how to use the regester and answer the phones. I could have kissed that man on the lips.

My own lunacy was one day I was in my truck and could not find my cell phone. I was freaking out!

I dumped my purse out on the seat.. Looked through all of my pockets.Looked through my work bag that has all of my supplies and tools.

I got out of the truck and looked under the seats, between the seats.. I was so upset.. Then I realized, I was talking on the cell phone to my business partner the entire time.

I am an idiot.. sometimes.. ok, too many times.

This wasn't today but I've had both my husband and my aunt call me at home (on my house phone) and say "Where are you?". Guess they both thought they called my cell.

My aunt has also called me at work and said "Yeah, what are you doing?"...well gee...I'm working???

That's funny. My hubby called me once on our house phone and asked if I was home. I couldn't stop laughing.

I'm good at hollering for my dog and he's sitting right in front of me...mind you, both of my dogs weigh over 90 pounds...kinda hard to miss!!! LOL!

HAHAHA my mom used to call me at work to find out where I was...on my work phone.

Now she'll call the house and with the kids playing/fighting/etc in the background she'll ask me where the kids are. I make up stuff like I shipped them to a vacation in Mexico, enrolled them with a traveling circus or playing out in the street with no coats on. She has yet to stop asking and my oldest is 5!

I didn't do it today, but sometimes when I am about to leave the house, I tell my husband...if anyone calls, I'm not home...DUH! Of course, my husband says, "Really? Why would I tell them you're here when you aren't?" Yeah, talk about me being brain dead.

I couldn't find my cell phone. I was talking on it.

Was she at home? Or somewhere using a cell phone? That is so funny!
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Internet thing:

Happened to a friend of mine, her elementary school aged son went to whitehouse.com instead of whitehouse.org/whitehouse.gov.

They were very glad they had parental controls on once she went to the computer to try and figure out what was goint on. Because while mom was allowing the content, she figured it was one of those pages that had the word "but" on it and that was why it was being blocked, the kids went to go get some snacks.

She got her eyes full. It was quite shocking to find out that whitehouse.com was quite the site for all kids of....umm, activities.

Had they been standing there when it freed up to open the would have been oh so curious about those kinds of things.

It has since been closed down due to this same thing happening to many many many school aged children. Thank goodness but anyway, there are tons of them like that out there.

Haha, these stories are so funny. One of the first times we went to my husband's grandmother's house, I noticed she didn't have a computer. My husband asked her why, what if she wanted to look something up? She said, "I don't need one of those computer things, I use my brain instead!!"

'Nuff said, grandma. :)

Yesterday.
My 13 year old daughter said a bad word, now this is the girl that has won prices for her lenguge arts work and have her poems publish at the school.

So I told her that I think a lady like her with such a vast vocabulary should don't feel the need to use a bad word to express her self.

So she said I am sorry I will say humosist for now on. So me, with my lack on English and my stupidity (and trust!!) I say: "There, you see, now you don't sound like an ignorant but actually smart lady"

I am SO glad that little stinky couldn't hold her laugh because other ways you would have hear me say "that is so "humosist!" all the time and thinking I sound so fancy.

GRRRRRRRRRRR!
lol.

I got married 2 years ago, did NOT change my last name, its the same as my ex and our kids. BUT I do have it hyphened on Facebook so HIS family knew who I was...lol! So anyway, my mom calls me and asks my SSN, she's putting me as her bene on her paperwork at her new job...no problem. BUT she reads my last name as my new husbands last name. I try to correct her saying I never LEGALLY changed it and she actually ARGUES with me that it IS my last name!!!! WTH???!!! I literally have to yell at her that that is NOT my legal name and I had to TELL her what her ONLY daughters name is!!! Oh my. Mothers...

Okay, pretty funny of your mom! My moment was when I fixed a pb sandwich for my daycare child and pb&j's for my own kids. I accidentally set a pb&j in front of the little girl and she says, oops, pb only please. Oh yes, sorry, I forgot. I pick up the plate turn in a circle and place the same exact plate in front of her. She is looking at me with this look on her face like I must be crazy and it took me a minute to realize what I had done! Wow was I embarrassed!

I have many times looked for my sunglasses only to realize I was wearing them!

I have also spent time looking for keys that were in my hand!

Old age is not what I expected at all! My GD always teases me about having an "old brain."

My brother once was running all over the house with a shoe in one hand, and saying he couldn't find his other shoe. He looked and looked, before he realized that he was actually WEARING the other shoe! Lol it was pretty funny to watch.

What kind of phone did she call from??

If a cell phone, I could understand as perhaps she has your name saved and doesn't quite get all the steps to seeing your number.

But if she dialed it...then that's totally a senior moment.

My grandparents were on vacation once and were trying to get dressed for their outing for the day. My grandpa could not find his jeans--the jeans he had on the day before. My grandma was irritated and cursing him under her breath, "How can you lose your jeans in this tiny little hotel room?" They kept looking and looking . . .

My GRANDMA had them on!!!!!

my boyfriend went to book our hotel for tuesday into wednesday and he sent me where we were staying at and he booked for monday into tuesday and it cant be canceled so we will be staying monday to wednesday