Just now I was on a work call and my 3 year old son ran in and yelled "Mom I got to go poo"! Luckily the lady I was on the phone with laughed and so did I! Anything funny happen to you guys today? Happy Friday!
Great stories! I love the funny kid stories. Inmy30;salready, my 3 year old sing Adele too except he gets the words wrong. Instead of Rumor Has It, he walks around singing Cooper has it, and smiles, she's singing about me!
When my son, now 21, was in his late teens he made a pitcher of Kool-Aide. I walked into the kitchen to see him dumping it down the drain --- he looked up at me and said "I forgot to add sugar" --- shocked Mom then said "Why didn't you just add the sugar?" Thank goodness Kool-Aide is cheep.
One of my elderly tenants who frequents our flower beds and tries to keep them up herself, took a benign fall.
Another tenant helped her up and took her home.
The tenant that helped her called me to let me know what happened and said "I got Delores to her apartment okay, but her hat and prosthetic breast are laying in the flower bed, can you go get them and take them to her?".
Oh the joy.
We saw a commercial for Madea's Witness Protection where the boy says her dress looks like a bag of skittles and her response is, "If your not out of this bed when I get back up here, yo' going to taste the rainbow." He has been repeating that line at the most opportune times (luckily he has great timing) keeping us and others in stitches!
My 3 year old got mad at me for something today and said, "I'm going to bite your butt, stand up!" I looked at him and asked, "What did you say?" He repeated it and I about died laughing, he started laughing, too. I have no clue where this came from, we don't say that :-/
We all went out to dinner Tuesday night.... 8 of us, including my M. (age 87), hubby and I, daughter #2 (home from Seoul for the summer), son (age 20), and daughter #3 with her hubby and their son, age 4 1/2...
Well, their son, our grandson, was getting rather noisy... just noisy talking and playing, but we wanted him to be a bit quieter....
So, daughter #2, reached over, and "tweaked" his ear (turning it slightly), saying "I'm turning down your volume... you need to talk at a whisper now..." (none of us have ever tried this before... this was just an impulse on her part, trying to play with him a bit and tone down the volume)....
He quickly reached up, and tweaked his own ear, and said "I'm turning the volume back UP!"
We all got a good chuckle out of that!
I don't know if it's funny, but I went (for a snack with Kiddo) into a sushi restaurant which served... no joke...
canned tuna nigiri (no, really, I am not making this up)
tempura 'snow legs' (yep, fake 'krab') nigiri
and my shrimp roll came with a piece of brown-on-the-edges lettuce wrapped around that poor little piece of shrimp.
When we know better, we do better, right?:)
Not hilariously funny, but I watched my 10 year-old daughter play soccer on stilts in a park today. She's been in a stilt building/walking class this week and this was their last day of class outing!
My middle child and youngest boy (age 6) is a VERY FUNNY GUY and he LOVES music and sings all the songs on the radio...he came home yesterday and told me he saw a parody of the 'Sexy and I know it' song by LMFAO that was done by Elmo (Sesame St.) so he sang it to me...
'I'm Elmo and I know it...
...Ahhhh, just look at these crayons, ahhhh, just look at these crayons'
(as the camera pans over to a bunch of red crayons)
Very Funny!
~For the record, there is nothing cuter than listening to your little man sing Adele's 'Someone like you'...makes my heart hurt!
My two-year-old daughter names her stuffed animals as is and sing about them. . I.E. Her frog is froggy. Her kitty is well, kitty. Yesterday, she was singing a kitty, kitty sog and started singing t*tty, t*tty. This was her introduction to words that are not nice to say :-)
