A Side of Humor with My Turkey
In the spirit of the avalanche of innocuous reasons complete strangers will be filling your in-box with THANKFUL! this season, I thought I’d pile-on. I’m a giver. Sorta.
1. Family: Except, let’s be honest. Some of them are a****holes.
2. Friends: Especially the toxic ones. You already experimented with drugs in college; no need for more mind-altering substances.
3. Health: And the commitment to continue the time honored belief that you are bulletproof even if it kills you.
4. A Roof and everything under it: Particularly the fully-stocked liquor cabinet.
5. Memories: Because the fog of menopause is passing and you have regained your ability to remember and string together a sentence, (albeit a bad one) but it’s a start.
6. Future Adventures: Because you’re going to ski that mountain (god damn it) or at least rock Après wear.
7. Bodily appreciation: Which now manifests as Spanx and breast lift tape.
8. Wisdom: And the clarity -wine- age gives you.
9. Flexibility: With the help of your Pilates teacher.
10. And Humor: Because without that you’d be up a…
Your turn!
Cheryl chronicles life at Royal Balls, wearing really expensive ruby slippers, while trotting the globe, and gardening naked at midnight- because she can. Join her at A Pleasant House to celebrate the elegance of decay at Midlife! You can also find her on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, or Instagram.
