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8 Things Moms REALLY Want For Valentine’s Day

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What does a mom really want for Valentine’s Day? You might be scratching your head, and tearing your hair out about what to get the lady of your life, what could possibly satisfy her??!

But the answers are actually simpler than you think.

Here are eight things I reckon most moms would be pretty chuffed to be given this Valentine’s Day aka. 8 things moms REALLY want for Valentine’s Day.


1. UNDERWEAR


Not just sexy underwear, but a bra that actually fits her shriveled three -sizes-down boobs post-baby. Oh and a magic wand to leave us looking something like this when we’re in it.



2. A LIE IN


And NOT with “something” pressing against her back whilst doing so. A proper lie in, with nobody bothering her, at all.


3. WINE


Don’t bother with a fancy bottle. What we really want is wine on tap, so we can literally plug in and play. Preferably something that looks as ridiculous as this. Yum!



4. CHOCOLATES


Not some rubbish Milk Tray. We want full on orgasmic chocolates please. You know, the artisan kind.


5. DINNER


You don’t need to bother even taking us out for dinner…literally just cook it all and do all the washing up…preferably with a butler that looks like this thrown into the mix.



6. SEX


Not “quick they are about to wake up” sex or “urgh! my belly is too full from dinner” sex. But proper long drawn out languorous sex – with a full prelude of foreplay please.


7. FLOWERS


Don’t bother buying us any. We have serious brown thumb. We need an in-house florist who will actually be able to provide us with flowers and then keep them alive!


8. QUALITY TIME


With herself. Not her loved one. Not her kids. Just her. Preferably in a swanky hotel room somewhere with some noise cancelling headphones or on top of a mountain like this.



Do you think maybe someone could just get it RIGHT this Valentine’s Day?

Motherhood: The Real Deal is run by Talya, a mum to a very intense, amazing little toddler gal who most of the time specializes in driving her round the bend. Having given up the working mum role when she hit 12 months (she was the co-founder and Editor-in-Chief for an online lifestyle platform) she’s sat on both sides of the fence as a working and then stay-at-home mum and like many, has grappled with the issues which come hand in hand with both scenarios. You can follow Talya on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

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