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The ADVANTAGES of Having Kids One Year Apart
They have little code words for things, laugh at same jokes and want to ... In the grand scheme of things though, the exhaustion is fairly short in my opinion. .... It is funny how close they remain to eachother, even though they are as ...
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- Hi D.. :) It is commendable you'd like to have a playmate for your first child. Please know having an only child is ok too! My first was raised an only child for 17.5...
- My kids are 16 months apart. They are now 10 1/2 and 12. I can tell you, I wouldn't have it any other way. It was not planned and I cried when I found out I was pregna...
- I only have one kid, so my comments are what I've heard from other people. Having kids 1 year apart has more benefits down the road...like when they are closer to 8...
Disneyland for a 22 Month Old?
Funny you should ask. We went today! I have been taking my 2 by myself since ..... a short little toilet for potty training when the time comes for that. ...
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- GO! My kids both had their first visit when they were a week old. We love Disneyland. Go and have fun. There are places to change your little one and feed him too....
- You should go. I think this is the only year where they are doing the free birthday thing and it is so expensive! Is there someone else you can take instead of/in ad...
- Ugh. Go by yourself. Or get a sitter. We went when my first daughter was 2 1/2 and it was too hot, too sunny, too loud, $15 for a crummy cheeseburger, lines were to...
How to Build Social Skills in My ADHD Son
The short term effects seem to be what you would want for your child, ..... It's funny - we think that if kids don't invite our kids over to play it's ...
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- Hi T., I would suggest inviting a friend or two over from his class so the boys can get to know each other in a smaller group. If he knows the boys outside of school...
- I am a teacher and I have a suggestion if your son fits any of the following criteria: Does he take things very literally? Does he tend to overeat sometimes till he t...
- It's funny - we think that if kids don't invite our kids over to play it's because they are not well-liked. Actually, in this culture people don't really reach out to ...
Keeping a 7Yr Old Busy on a 10 Hour Trip
Sep 3, 2009 ... My kids always liked short stories on tapeCD's that we could all ..... way and see what kind of funny stuff you end up with. Tell jokes ...
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- BRAIN QUEST for 2nd grade (assuming he's in second grade), seek and finds, word searches, mazes. We use these ALL the time for travel and have NO problems. The other...
- I sell Usborne Books that are suited for kids Birth-Teenagers. We have activity cards that can be great for traveling. We have hunt and find books-like the Highlight b...
- DVD's are a great idea! How about a book on tape that you can all listen to and then talk about every so often. My kids always liked short stories on tape (CD's) tha...
Competition for the "Perfect" Baby Name.
On a funny note, our daughter was given her second name after my mother and .... with the same name, and they have little jokes and names for each other. ...
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- I think personally I 'may' consider being the bigger person and find a different name. But that may depend on how the other person is handling the situation. It depend...
- :D so common. i had chosen olivia for my girl's name (we had a boy) and im glad i didnt cuz its so common now. you could talk to SIL and see if one of you could use i...
- Well, since you and your brother probably have different names now, I'd say NO BIG DEAL. Both of you can use the name. At family gatherings you can just use their ...
Name Anxiety
Whats funny is that her origianl name is growing on me. ... but my husband came up with all these jokes that everyone would call him Tadpole, etc. ...
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- If you really can't stand it...change it! My mother changed mine when I was an infant; she loved the name she came up with at first, but when I was born, it just didn...
- Yeah, you are crazy. You are the parent, you have a right to do what you feel is right for your child. I have a friend that actually never calls her child by her given...
- I had a hard time getting used to our son's name. I think it took me about six months to call him by his name. Sometimes, I was worried that maybe it was the "wrong"...
Support/advice from Other Moms with Saggy Deflated Boobs
I make jokes like 'I had a baby to get bigger boobs! Man I got ripped off! .... Funny, but we are often our own best treatment. Hope this helps. Helpful? ...
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- Hi D., I've tried Herbal Grobust which you can purchase at GNC. It did help me. I hope that this helps! I.
- I feel the same way. I never minded before that I had smaller breasts but after breastfeeding my kids and them getting smaller I feel much more self conscious. I hav...
- D....here is some advice from a 51 yr. old grandma who is dealing with the same problem with her own daughter who is 26 and nursed 2 kids in the last 3 yrs. I nursed ...
I Hate Dinner Time!!!! Help Before I Lose It
Spend dinner time talking with your girls, playing I Spy, telling jokes, ...... Also use funny dishes. We have the world's largest supply of Bunnykins .... Moms do enough as it is, we cannot add 'short order chefs' to our resumes. ...
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- All good advise, but haven't seen this one. My son is the youngest and the picky one. He use to get up on the chair when I was putting it on the table and say (I H...
- So sorry, sounds like you are not enjoying this time you created for your family at all! I just want to offer support, not sure what to say. The only thing I can thi...
- I feel ya. I dread dinner time sometimes too. Make what you want and if the kids don't want to eat, don't make them- but don't let them have anything else! Sometimes a...
What to Do with Kitty Cat Blanket?
My husband remembers how his grandmother "lost" his string of a beloved blanket and to this day (he jokes about it) he is upset. I'm sure it wasn't funny to ...
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- I know how it is...believe me!!! It will be difficult, but just allow Kitty at bedtime--and have her keep it in her bed at all times. We had to do the same thing. It...
- My daughter had her lovey bear and was the same way. She brought it to preschool because they would nap there and they said it was OK for her to bring an "attachment ...
- My sister was having the same issue with her daughter. What she did was make the blanket smaller, about the size of a large hankerchief, this way her daughter had a "t...
Advice on C-section for a Friend
Sarah had some fears both alayed and confirmed. short fyi - malachi is ..... I had a bout of severe constipation and as funny as it sounds, I believe it was ...
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- I too will have a c-section in about 10 weeks. I had an adbominal cerclage put in at 12 weeks and was told it was a "trial run" for the real thing. It took me about ...
- I've had two C-sections, 22 months apart and totally agree with Lori K's advice. If I had to go through my 24 1/2 hours of labor (which ended in a C-section) or go thr...
- It's going to be good to hear, but recovery time does not take long at all! After i had my daughter i was moving the next day (it was hard, but it helps to start righ...
