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Have We Lost Our Sense of Humor?
Asked by J.W. from St. Louis
on March 7, 2012
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My cube neighbor told me about a news story where a UK designer added to the care instructions for his jeans, or give it to your woman its her job.
I found this rea...
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- I can just picture them high as a kite, giggling late at night, putting the finishing touches on the pants...... hey, nobody reads these anyway, let's put something st...
- I think people can't take a good joke!! I find that pretty dang funny!! I would be apt to buy them for my brother in law as a joke, bc my sister is one who would NOT f...
- Okay really that is funny and you know what the only people that read the tag to know are the women- when was last time a mad read a tag? Women find that offensive bu...
Potty Humor
Asked by M.B. from Washington DC
on July 15, 2011
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This is no lie, kids love to joke about poop and bottoms and such. Do your kids get in trouble when they joke around like that or do you allow it?
One thing I st...
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- I don't like potty humor at all! Why? Because many grown men (and some women), NEVER get over it and carry it into their adult lives to the point of repulsion. Bl...
- My six year old daughter is SO into the pee/poop/fart jokes right now. Totally gets under my skin. Doesn't help that Daddy laughs at them (nice way to encourage the be...
- My 5 year old son is really in the talking about poop stage lately. I'm so sick of it. He is constantly calling his younger sister poopy-head. He gets consequences ...
4 Year Old Has Lost Sense of Humor...
Asked by J.H. from Billings
on May 14, 2008
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My 4 year old daughter is starting to get really huffy and snappy when we joke around with her. For instance, last night after dinner, she wanted a popsicle, and my hu...
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- I do feel your pain, I have a 2 year old that we do the same thing and she doesn't think its funny.It started about the time I started watching a little 9 month old. M...
- Hi J., Oh, adult humor is so confusing to our little ones. Most kids that age don't yet have the ability to discern hidden meaning and only know the meaning of exactl...
- Oh yes, we have some issues about that in our house. Personally, I wouldn't have withheld the popsicle. I bet it only confused her. Yes, the rudeness is unacceptabl...
Is Any Topic Too Serious to Joke About?
Asked by S.G. from Norfolk
on April 12, 2011
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In the privacy of our home, my husband and I speak quite, uh, irreverantly about a wide range of topics. We make jokes about taboo subjects, we speak lightly of thing...
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- So the other day at my daughter's soccer game we see a female baseball team. My husband chuckles and says, "Girls playing baseball??!!" Of course I know he's totally k...
- Us too, S., excessively. Without humor, how would we all cope? :)
- I believe what any adults talk about in private, out of ear shot of young children is their prerogative. Yes, children hear everything, even when you believe they are...
I Am Sitting on the Toilet Right Now...... (Please Humor Me)
Asked by S.!. from Los Angeles
on September 22, 2011
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I have a colonscopy tomorrow morning. Ya for me, right? Well if you do not know you have to take this stuff that cleanse out your colon so they can get a goot look a...
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- Here's some bathroom humor... my son loves to make "poop logs" take a tube that toilet paper used to be on. Get it wet and squish it down into a poop like shape. Th...
- I'd sit ON the toilet lid if I were you, Sam. If you sit on the toilet seat all this time, you might actually end up with a hemorroid. I had a colonoscopy last Nov...
- Here is one of my favourite jokes, which is an oldie but a goodie, very juvenile, and quite appropriate for your current situation. What's brown and sticky? A st...
How Do I Help a Child Take a Joke? Teasing? Added Info
Asked by K.B. from Tulsa
on December 30, 2010
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If I could, I would prevent all teasing. I think it is not funny and often is bullying, but....it happens a lot among kids so how do I help her not take it badly?
M...
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- I agree with Page W. The only thing I might add from my perspective is that maybe you can do things to boost her self confidence. Because kids who have a good sense o...
- I may have mis-understood your posting. so I will remove my first answer so people are not taking me wrong.
- Teasing IS making fun of people. Teasing is the lowest form of humor, if it can be considered humor at all. It really depends on who the other kids are and what th...
Sense of Humor Needed: Party Ideas
Asked by A.C. from Savannah
on February 23, 2012
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Sheesh. Another birthday party question. What can I say, we like to party. :)
My husband's birthday is 12/22 and that whole Mayan calendar thing is 12/21. So Jer jok...
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- I love the idea of an "it's the end of the world as we know it party". Too cool! I wouldn't have MRE's for the food but I would have a survival kit as a party favor. ...
- LOVE this idea! It would be hilarious. Don't forget to put empty clothing outfits out on the lawn like people did during the "rapture scare". What about a useless i...
- You should really be putting your time & energy into preparing for the apocolypse instead of this nonsense. JUST KIDDING!! I like all 3 of your ideas, too, but I mi...
JFF: Why Is the Dog Hot Mommy?
Asked by S.H. from Honolulu
on March 31, 2011
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Because it's a Hot-Dog!
When my son told me this today, a joke of his, I laughed my pants off!
I could not stop laughing!
Then he says: "Mommy, why does the bu...
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- You reminded me of another kid-friendly joke: Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Blow a little boogie into it! The hot-dog one is just priceless! Thanks for s...
- LOVE IT!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! I'll use this on FB today as my daily funny! Hope you don't mind!!
- My daughter came up to me with the best joke ever. Daughter - "Why did the banana go to the doctor?" Me - "Why" Daughter - "Because he wasn't PEELING good!" ...
Seeking Good Book to Prepare First Time Dad
Asked by E.S. from Los Angeles
on December 21, 2009
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My husband and I are expecting our first baby and I was wondering if anyone out there could refer me to a good book that will prepare him for fatherhood. Would like so...
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- My husband loved the book Be Prepared A Practical Handbook for New Dads. It read more like a "how-to" book than a pregnancy prep book. It's very funny!!!
- Congratulations on your pregnancy! There is absolutely no book or any other outside influence that can prepare anyone for such a daunting adventure! My advice to you...
- Hello, My husband & I are also expecting our first baby soon and he has very much enjoyed this book along the way: "The Expectant Father" - by Armin A. Brott & Jenn...
Why Are Bums Funny?!
Asked by G.B. from Dayton
on January 10, 2012
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I have 4 boys and the oldest 3 feed off each other (the baby will soon enough I'm sure!). Why do they think their bums are so funny? The 5 year old put a sticker on ...
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- My husband is pretty much the biggest gentleman you could meet. Really, it's one of the reasons I fell for him. It's so rare. He still laughs hard at a good butt joke ...
- LOL I have a 7 year old boy and 4.5 year old girl and butts, farts, poop & burps are the funniest thing in the world.
- Mom withcamera, I had the same situation when I was an ESL teacher. An adorable funny boy, would drop his pants and moon all the children in the class. The kids would ...
