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Husband/wife Arguments in Public
It is not funny and to cut it out. You could set up a code word that means .... I hate the jokes on TV and just in public in general about "the old ball and ...
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- I wonder if part of it is about how guys talk with each other and needing to learn not to talk that way with their women. I mean, among themselves, they seem to joking...
- Sounds like there is a deeper issue. Have you thought about couples therapy? Sometimes you can get free, or close to it, counseling through your church. Children ch...
- I know I have been in this position, as well, and I think it has to do with not wanting to confront each other or hurt each other's feelings when you are together alon...
First Time Pregnancy 1 Week over Due with Baby Who Won't Drop
You just need someone to read jokes to you or be silly . ... Don't worry about baby not fitting in your pelvis - that is so rare it isn't even funny. ...
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- I hesitated to respond because I don't want to scare you, but my story does show that everyone's experience is different...you just don't know what will happen, but yo...
- I know this sounds weird, but if you have a breast pump, go ahead and use it for like 20 minutes every hour. The stimulation will start contractions. It worked for me!...
- Ooh, I'm going to warn you now, I can get on a pretty wild rant when it comes to induction! I'll try to keep it brief, so here goes: Why, specifically, is your doc...
Infant and Surgery
Lot's funny jokes and all ...my dad used to tell me he'd go into a bar and tell the bartender, "if you swear you've never seen this before, ...
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- Hi C., My oldest son, now 7, had polydactaly on both hands and feet. He had extra pinkies on his hands and feet. Both my husband and I had never seen ths before, ...
- My family had a situation with my baby girl where we could either have surgery performed right away (5 months old) or wait until she was older. It was a condition tha...
- Both of my sons have had surgery before or right when they turned one. My youngest for tubes, my oldest for a hemangioma on his neck that would get knocked open and w...
Have a Friend Who Needs Some Encouraging Words.....
If she gets to where the jokes are ok, you can just say that at least now .... and put something sweet and funny on there like, "who needs hair anyways", ...
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- Consider checking with locks of love. They make wigs from hair that people have donated for cancer patients. :) Or you could be brave and shave your head too!
- Since she's not a close friend and more of a co-worker/friend, I wouldnt get too deeply involved. You do say she has family to help her and you dont want to interfere...
- L., I had a friend who had cancer and she had a "beauty party" where her friends came and got all dressed up, they did their makeup and then each one in memory of h...
How to Build Social Skills in My ADHD Son
... and have everyone engaged in conversation or jokes within minutes. ..... It's funny - we think that if kids don't invite our kids over to play it's ...
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- Hi T., I would suggest inviting a friend or two over from his class so the boys can get to know each other in a smaller group. If he knows the boys outside of school...
- I am a teacher and I have a suggestion if your son fits any of the following criteria: Does he take things very literally? Does he tend to overeat sometimes till he t...
- It's funny - we think that if kids don't invite our kids over to play it's because they are not well-liked. Actually, in this culture people don't really reach out to ...
My Son Misses His Dad...
... a book to you, seeing you smile, my fluffy blanket, silly jokes, tickling. .... It's a very funny movie (obviously with Jim Carey), with a terrific ...
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- Hello, It is very understandable to want him not to set a time that way it is less of an disapointment to your son. He may not know the exact time but he is very a...
- The stupid dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I doubt there is any way you can ease his sadness; if your son is to have an inconsiderate, selfish, irresponsible flake for a father t...
- Remember you are the mirror. If this is ringing your Dad abandoned me bell that is what your son will pick up, You need to reach for a better feeling thought and not...
Being Able to Put Baby down Without Crying or Fussing
My husband still jokes that when he'd get home from work each day, I'd still be sitting in the same spot I'd been in when he'd left (at 4 a.m.! ...
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- T., My now 20 month old son was like that until I did an elimination diet. Turns out he is intolerant to dairy and allergic to soy and he was getting those protein...
- I thought I was going crazy when I first had my son. I could not believe how difficult it was to get him to sleep! He is 15 months now and sleeps about 10 hours a nigh...
- Dear T.: You sound like the best kind of grammy! I like the advice you're giving your daughter. Not only do I agree with you and parented that same way but my kid...
What to Do About Husband's Behavior?
wage and hour · short funny jokes · defensive driving school · alcohol counseling · living wage · behavior problem · alcohol depression · kid behavior ...
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- Staying out all night is the deal-breaker for me. What a turkey. Tell him you are supportive of his need to hang out with friends but that God made taxi cabs, design...
- It sounds like he has control issues to me. There is a bit of a power play going on with that kind of behavior. I personally would find it intolerable and would insist...
- Hmm, I am risking hurting your feelings here, but I have to wonder....Why does your husband feel like he has to lie to you so he can go out with his friends and blow o...
First-time Mammogram
Aug 28, 2009 ... I have a few jokes, (not what you to hear! ..... The ladies in the waiting room were funny when they heard it was my first time, ...
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- Piece of cake and doesn't hurt. However, as Catherine A. says, don't look at it. You'll think you're going to be National Geographic's next cover model. Surprisingl...
- i thought the same thing too, but it was actually OK it didnt hurt at all, it was just uncomfortable. if you have a really good xray tech, it will be fine. mine was so...
- S., Your experience will probably depend on your technician. I've had a variety of levels of discomfort all the way to real pain - in that case I made them stop and...
Good Movie to Entertain a Wide Range of Ages?
I love any one of the Shrek movies (complete with jokes for older people! ... My older nieces and nephews love Toy Story and find the subtle humor funny. ...
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- Anything from Pixar, Dreamworks, or Disney. I hate cartoons, but am absolutey in love with any animated movies from them. I never used to watch them but the ER staff...
- 1. Everyone's Hero 2. Night at the Museum
- I agree with the previous poster - The Incredibles and The Iron Giant please little ones all the way up to adults! So do Monsters Inc., A Bug's Life and Finding Nemo.
