You Know You Are Becoming Your Mother When...

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Minivans start looking cool.

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  • Erin T commented

    So true!

  • Sandy D commented

    Never.

  • Sarah D commented

    You find yourself admiring how the doors open automatically! LOL!

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  • Jen V commented

    Just got one! And yes...the doors do open automatically! I know! I know!

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  • Diva W commented

    just got a mini van last year.And it just started looking pretty cool this year lol

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  • Lorraina B commented

    true i want a mini van

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You give your child a spit bath. "Let me just get this one spot."

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  • Karen W commented

    I swore I would never do that. Now I do. :(

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  • Sandy D commented

    I try my hardest not to, but sometimes you just can't find a wet wipe quickly enough!

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  • Judy P commented

    Let them lick your finger. It will be their spit on their smudges.

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  • rosie commented

    this is sooo good

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  • Marie M commented

    HILARIOUS! I don't like when i do this

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Nothing - and I mean NOTHING- grosses you out anymore.

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  • Diane S commented

    My husband and mom-friends joke about this all the time---who knew we would talk about bodily functions so casually at dinner!

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  • Naomi H commented

    I think it's funny my husband and I spent a whole day texting back and forth about our baby not pooping in a few days. We used to write each other semi obscene sexual texts and we now talk openly and interestedly about baby fecal matter.

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  • Rochelle C commented

    I agree! I put my hand out to catch vomit to avoid cleaning it up off the carpet! And I didn't even bat an eyelash!

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  • malachi&jaylyns mommy commented

    Lol oh so very true once you have kids!! Trust you seen it all...LOL

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You say things like "Because I'm the Mom, that's why" and "Some day you'll thank me"...

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You are able to work an incredibly embarrassing fact about your child into a completely unrelated conversation.

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  • Jenny G commented

    Oh, god. My mom does this!

  • Sandy D commented

    It takes mad mom skill to work in that you were quick to potty train AND are currently working on getting your Masters in Psychology.

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