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While I was balancing our newborn baby and new sneakers for my newly potty trained toddler, he snuck up to the foyer of the store and proceeded to poop right there on the ground. We wiped it as best we could, didn't stay to buy shoes, and now do our shoe

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Jenny G added this item on October 5, 2009

Jenny G voted on October 5, 2009

rosie commented on October 6, 2009 - wow, thats a good one, how embarrasing for u, i am so sorry

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SueS commented on October 6, 2009 - Wait, I voted for them all...I was trying to find out how to read the entire stories but all of them were cut off. Help? I guess I'm clueless this morning! Maybe I should go back to bed! : P

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Alyssa T commented on October 6, 2009 - I can't read the rest of the stories on here, how do I get to the rest of the stories????? They sound really juicy, and my inquiring mind is goign crazy not knowing the rest!

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Jocelyn M commented on October 6, 2009 - Sorry, not a comment about this post, but how do you read the entire story? All of the ones I'm seeing are cut off, and I can't see a link to show more...

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Courtney L commented on October 6, 2009 - I can't figure out how to read the whole thing either??!!!

Sandra A commented on October 6, 2009 - I'm with the group...how do you read the whole story????

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Ashley R commented on October 6, 2009 - Anyone reading the whole thing? Please Share how!

Ashley W commented on October 6, 2009 - I can't read them either. Mamasource, help?

Carol B commented on October 6, 2009 - I was about to say the same thing. How do read the whole story?

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Azucena M commented on October 6, 2009 - How do you read the whole story?

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Nikki D commented on October 6, 2009 - i can't see whole story either

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Christina C commented on October 6, 2009 - I can't figure out how to read the whole story either. I guess there's something wrong with the posts or something wrong with all of us ;-) ???

Diane W commented on October 6, 2009 - Where are the rest of the stories? This is crazy!

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Alyssa T commented on October 6, 2009 - what the crap? how come all these people are voting and not sharing with the rest of us on how to read the stories as well? Please help us out!

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Larry H commented on October 8, 2009 - would like to be able to read ALL OF THE STORIES ON THIS SERIES Larry

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Alice H commented on November 5, 2009 - Why cn't we read the whole story and not half? Is this Twitter?

Lindsey H commented on January 11, 2010 - LOL...I have stuck my hand in a poopy diaper (accident) at a resturant with a baby & toddler and no other adult around, no spare diapers, no wipes, ...so there I was wiping the best I could a bunch of poop off my hand with their nice white linen napkins!

Julie C voted on September 11, 2010

Julie C commented on September 11, 2010 - I accidently hit vote - I was trying to work out how to read the rest of the story!

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Victoria_Rae commented on March 14, 2011 - There is a character limit on the stories and I bet the moms posting didn't realize that they went over the limit. That's why you can't read the rest of the story.

Michelle S voted on August 24, 2011

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would love to be able to read the complete stories NOT JUST 1/2 of the stories and I see where several other people thought the same thing as my self Larry

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Daughter at 18 months...in a restaurant "The POOOP is coming out, the POOP is coming out"...standing in the booth and she slams her hands on the table. Calmed her down only to have her do it again in two minutes. She was constipated!

A cashier asked for my phone#. I gave her my phone # but changed the last number (I don't like giving my #). My son says as loud as he can, "That's not our phone number Momma!" :)

I had sat with a sweet elderly couple at church. As we stood to sing, I felt something hit my arm- I was spraying breastmilk! That sweet old man had a wet spot on his pants where I had leaked onto him before standing! He never knew what hit him!

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