Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens..."
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboad box down the street and asked her what she was doin. She said, "Moving."
Yo mama's armpits so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.
--eta, yeah, I dont quite get the hopscotch one either. All my yo mama jokes come from "In Living Color." Here's some more... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009042219382...