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Yo Mama Jokes

Hi i was wondering if any of you mamas! out there know any good yo mama jokes! I do not know any and i would really like to learn some! :) Thanks ya"ll!!

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Thanks y'all! These are some good ones!

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Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens..."

Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboad box down the street and asked her what she was doin. She said, "Moving."

Yo mama's armpits so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.

--eta, yeah, I dont quite get the hopscotch one either. All my yo mama jokes come from "In Living Color." Here's some more... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009042219382...

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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

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Yo momma so fat we could take her to the beach and sell her for shade.
yo momma so fat if she wore high heels she'd strike oil.
Courtesy of my teenage boys....LOL...

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Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens..."

Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboad box down the street and asked her what she was doin. She said, "Moving."

Yo mama's armpits so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.

--eta, yeah, I dont quite get the hopscotch one either. All my yo mama jokes come from "In Living Color." Here's some more... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009042219382...

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Yo mama so black, when she went to night school, the teacher marked her absent.

Never understood the hopscotch one. She is fat, not godzilla.

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http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

http://www.yomamajokesgalore.com/

search yo mama jokes and a bunch of pages pop up.

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My oldest son and his friends use cha cha on their phones for these. You text YMJ to 242242 (chacha) and they text you back a joke. They have and endless stream of jokes.

I don't think they spam your phone or anything, we haven't had any problems with them.

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How funny that you ask this...my husband and son were trying to outdo each other last night at dinner w/ "yo mama" jokes!!! My 12 yr old son: "Yo mama so fat, when the whales see her, they sing 'we are fam-i-ly, even though you're fatter than me.' " LOL! This kid cracks me up w/ the things he and his friends come up w/! He had a few others, but this one made me laugh the hardest.

:)

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Google has a free "Yo Mama Jokes" App.

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