Yo Mama Jokes

Updated on April 24, 2012
B.J. asks from Compton, CA
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Hi i was wondering if any of you mamas! out there know any good yo mama jokes! I do not know any and i would really like to learn some! :) Thanks ya"ll!!

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Thanks y'all! These are some good ones!

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X.O.

answers from Chicago on

Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens..."

Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboad box down the street and asked her what she was doin. She said, "Moving."

Yo mama's armpits so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.

--eta, yeah, I dont quite get the hopscotch one either. All my yo mama jokes come from "In Living Color." Here's some more... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009042219382...

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T.M.

answers from Redding on

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

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J.V.

answers from Lansing on

Yo momma so fat we could take her to the beach and sell her for shade.
yo momma so fat if she wore high heels she'd strike oil.
Courtesy of my teenage boys....LOL...

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X.O.

answers from Chicago on

Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens..."

Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a cardboad box down the street and asked her what she was doin. She said, "Moving."

Yo mama's armpits so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock.

--eta, yeah, I dont quite get the hopscotch one either. All my yo mama jokes come from "In Living Color." Here's some more... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009042219382...

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N.C.

answers from Rockford on

How funny that you ask this...my husband and son were trying to outdo each other last night at dinner w/ "yo mama" jokes!!! My 12 yr old son: "Yo mama so fat, when the whales see her, they sing 'we are fam-i-ly, even though you're fatter than me.' " LOL! This kid cracks me up w/ the things he and his friends come up w/! He had a few others, but this one made me laugh the hardest.

:)

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J.B.

answers from Boston on

My oldest son and his friends use cha cha on their phones for these. You text YMJ to 242242 (chacha) and they text you back a joke. They have and endless stream of jokes.

I don't think they spam your phone or anything, we haven't had any problems with them.

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D.E.

answers from Los Angeles on

Google has a free "Yo Mama Jokes" App.

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B.B.

answers from New York on

Yo mama so black, when she went to night school, the teacher marked her absent.

Never understood the hopscotch one. She is fat, not godzilla.

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J.W.

answers from St. Louis on

I have not heard a yo mama joke since high school or shortly thereafter. A looonnngggg time ago.

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