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Working for an Escort Service-Would You?

My Company has given me notice that my last day here would be end of March. I’ve been putting my name out there and submitted my resume to several companies. However, no one is offering a salary anywhere near what I am making now.

My dear Husband, deathly afraid of losing our home, told me that I should look into a reputable Escort Service. He said that I could make 3x’s what I am making now. Basically, I would be a date for someone who is not married He said with a reputable escort company you would NOT be required to perform any other services, if you know what I mean, other than going on a date to a Company dinner or event. I could make in one night what I make here in one week.

The reason why he suggested this = he knows someone at work whose wife does it and apparently the guy brags about how much money she brings home. There are all kinds of marriages out there!!!!

Would you do it?

Feel free to add some humor into your responses. I need it!

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Theresa N...Great response!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way I told my husband I was going to post this and have him read all the horrified responses!!!

Ladies to clarify = I AM NOT CONSIDERING THIS! No way, no how! I had my husband read through these last night and he actually started laughing saying "Geez I was only kidding!"

All of you are so kind! Thank you for having my back on this, making me laugh and sending me personal messages. You're all AMAZING!

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If he will watch the kids every time you have a "date", I would do it!! Are you kidding me... a whole night with No kids, No husband and be wined and dined, plus get paid!

Sign me up!

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Nope!

When my kids are older and asks "what mommy does for a job" - Don't want to have to explain that one.

Good luck!

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Just a question here but can "reputable" and "escort service" really be used in the same sentence? ;-)

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Men often say astonishingly dumb things.

When your kids grow up and get married themselves you can all have a laugh about The Dumbest Thing Your Father Ever Said.

:)

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If he will watch the kids every time you have a "date", I would do it!! Are you kidding me... a whole night with No kids, No husband and be wined and dined, plus get paid!

Sign me up!

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I have a good friend who is an escort (she started off because her son needed over 100k worth of "elective" surgery -according to their insurance company). When she made that in 4 months... she hasn't looked back.

She's highly educated, sexy in a 'girl next door' kind of way, and absolutely loves sex.

Because, yes, sex is part of the job description. A minority of people just hire her for conversation/ arm at a function. A very small minority. They're typically closeted or have physical issues they don't want getting out. Some are just lonely. Most, she says, aren't lonely at all. They are literally paying her to go away. They don't want a relationship, they just want sex and companionship on their own terms.

Her biggest problem is taxes. She had to set herself up as an LLC and files as a consultant. But her actual work is quite illegal. She's paid for the "package" which includes knowing wine, opera, politics, art, computer literacy... and sex.

According to her, there are no "intellectual only" escorts. Escort companies take on intellectual only engagements... but the price comes from the combo. Just sex is cheap. Discrete sex is somewhat more expensive. Sex and a mind is the most expensive. She DOES also say that while a minority hire her for her mind, the majority hire her for the idea that she has one.

Would I do it? She's asked me occasionally, and I've never agreed. So to date; (pun intended) nope. I have nothing against the work... but it's not something I'm interested in more than as something fun to think about. Sort of like being a spy. Fun to watch on TV, not something I'd want to do in real life.

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Nope!

When my kids are older and asks "what mommy does for a job" - Don't want to have to explain that one.

Good luck!

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Hey-isn't that what Elliot Spitzer used-a reputable escort service? Bottom line is that none of them are 'reputable' and you should tell your husband to break the bad news to his friend that his wife is getting banged by lots of men that aren't him and that he should probably arrange monthly testing for himself.

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Just a question here but can "reputable" and "escort service" really be used in the same sentence? ;-)

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I think my husband would scrub toilets in a public bathroom at night before he suggested I do something like that . . .

I can't imagine that is very safe.

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I would insist on talking to this man's wife mono el mono. Tell her what you are telling us. I have a feeling she isn't telling him some things... like the fact the 2nd child isn't his or something equally as horrifying.

Personally I think your husband is being crazy for even suggesting it.

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