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Where Can I Buy Pants That Don't Make Me Look like Joe the Plumber?

I've always been out of proportion in that my waist is much smaller than my hips, butt and thighs, but after giving birth to my son, the difference is even more pronounced. If I find a pair of pants that fit in the thighs and butt, then either (1) they're so big in the waist that even a belt can't control the gap or (2) they're low-rise and when I sit or bend over I look like Joe the Plumber. I'm too old to go for that "fancy thong" look.

Where do you buy your pants? I don't want to spend a fortune, but I've hit most of the major department stores and clothes stores and I'm really getting depressed. I'm hoping that I'll eventually still get back to my pre-pregnancy figure, but this will still be an issue. I got away with it before because I was a professional who almost always wore skirts. I can't do that when I'm chasing a little one around the floor all day.

Thanks in advance for your suggestions!

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Ha! I think this is an all too common problem nowadays between how women are actually made and how clothing is cut. I've seen way too much "What Not to Wear" and "Tim Gunn's Guide to Style" and think FIT is so so so important with clothing. If a piece does not fit, you should not be wearing it. So that said, it is actually VERY difficult for most people to have clothing fit great right off the rack. One tip I got from those shows is that you have to buy a piece of clothing to fit the largest part of you and then tailor the rest. With pants, I think this is a GREAT investment (more so than some sort of trendy top...pants are classic and can be worn for years and years if you treat them right). So either make friends with a great tailor or shop at stores that offer alterations....I think Nordstrom does, but I'd guess many, many others do as well.....I just got a few pairs of jeans done in at the waist, and i finally feel like i can wear them without risking a whole peep show!

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I have similar waist to hip ratio challenges, and I've often found that although they aren't designer jeans, Old Navy jeans seem to fit. They're even making them now so that the zipper is more than 1 1/2 inches long, so your plumber's crack won't show anymore! Ha ha. They're inexpensive, so if they get baby goo all over them you won't be upset. I'd give it a try.

I really like Ralph Lauren jeans. They're cut for women like you and I who have no intention of showing the 'whale tail' or where a 'tramp stamp' goes. They also do not look like 'mom jeans' or accentuate the 'muffin top' or 'front butt'.

Unfortunately I also found, in my quest for respectable jeans, that the cheaper I went the worse they were.

Ha! I think this is an all too common problem nowadays between how women are actually made and how clothing is cut. I've seen way too much "What Not to Wear" and "Tim Gunn's Guide to Style" and think FIT is so so so important with clothing. If a piece does not fit, you should not be wearing it. So that said, it is actually VERY difficult for most people to have clothing fit great right off the rack. One tip I got from those shows is that you have to buy a piece of clothing to fit the largest part of you and then tailor the rest. With pants, I think this is a GREAT investment (more so than some sort of trendy top...pants are classic and can be worn for years and years if you treat them right). So either make friends with a great tailor or shop at stores that offer alterations....I think Nordstrom does, but I'd guess many, many others do as well.....I just got a few pairs of jeans done in at the waist, and i finally feel like i can wear them without risking a whole peep show!

One word: tailor, tailor, tailor. The other posters have all suggested specific brand/styles that I agree have better proportioned pants for your/my figure. I start with those brands/styles and then have to have them tailored. I tailor almost all pants/jeans in the waist -- I know this before I even enter the fitting room, so I really don't get upset about it anymore.

In the dressing room when deciding whether to purchase I focus entirely on the butt/thigh area -- if it fits well there, I don't really worry about the gapping waist other than to make sure it isn't TOO much of a difference. This obviously depends on the pant style and your tailor's expertise, but after you've done it a few times, you'll get a feel for whether the waist is just too much too big to be altered cleanly.

I factor in the cost of the alteration ($15-$20) when deciding whether to buy the pants/jeans. On the other hand, I tailor even inexpensive pants (just did a $19.99 pair of Eddie Bauer jeans).

I have one tailor I use at my dry cleaner (it could take a few tries to find a good one, so don't give up if the first round doesn't work -- try it first on a less expensive pair of pants you already own).

You won't regret it -- your pants will fit 100 times better. It's a huge boost to your self esteem.

good luck.

I seem to recall that Eddie Bauer had "curvy fit" jeans in its collection, with a smaller-than-typical waist (or larger-than-typical everything else). There are probably other non-jean casual pants with that fit as well.

LEE jeans just came out with "porportioned fit" for women with curves. They have a stretch to them also. You can have jeans tailored at most big dept stores also. Its a little cheaper if you can wear mens jeans. I don't know why they charge more for women but they do. Good luck and happy holidays.

Hi M.,
Try Kohl's. Not the teany bopper section, but the mature section. They have Gloria Vanderbelt jeans that should work for you. Also try Liz Claiborne jeans.

I HEARD that Black and White has good jeans, pricey but good.

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