M.P. asks from Minneapolis, MN on February 01, 2012
My Son Ripped My STAR Magazine :)
what do I do?? seriously its the ONLY one he tends to want to go after and shred. Its my guilty pleasure. I like to think I am fairly educated and polished, but Star has a great crossword puzzle and awesome, filthy LIES. I am devestated. This is the 5th time he has ripped it up, and this time I didnt get it read it. I am going to get some tape and tape it back together. I try not to put it where he can reach it, DARN IT... though his 1 year old hands must be from Houdini. BOOO HOOO... your kids destroy something you love today? I have too much time on my hands. Sorry folks.
So What Happened?™
I have a kindle, but there is something about those silky pages and doing crosswords in the bathroom ....
Riley J.. I am hee hawing here... yeah that was me 2 days ago as I watch my son drop my phone in the toilet... NOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOP Sploosh. then Flush... and I have my hand in the toilet like we are BEST friends. Whats a mom to do? they are SO fast and so sneaky. Like little adolescent ninja's.
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H.H. answers from St. Louis on February 01, 2012
We have three boys that at times can be the equivalent of a professional wrecking crew. I learned early on to adopt "The only thing that can't be replaced is them" as a mantra.
But it can certainly be tough at times! :o)
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T.K. answers from Dallas on February 01, 2012
can you blame him! its full of glossy colorful pictures of boobies. :) I bet you can go the website and get your fix for now.
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H.H. answers from St. Louis on February 01, 2012
We have three boys that at times can be the equivalent of a professional wrecking crew. I learned early on to adopt "The only thing that can't be replaced is them" as a mantra.
But it can certainly be tough at times! :o)
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S.S. answers from Los Angeles on February 01, 2012
i'm amazed you have time to read! my free trial issue of peoplestyle has been sitting on my desk for the past month. i guess i won't be subscribing since i can't find time to read it. lol. go to usmagazine.com! my guilty pleasure :)
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R.D. answers from Richmond on February 01, 2012
LMAO!! Those magazines are my guilty pleasure too, just bought one today ;)
Funny thing is though, when I got my Kindle, my husband says 'you're, uh, not going to stop buying those gossip magazines, are you?' HAHA!!
No baby destructo today... yet... don't jinx it!
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B.S. answers from Lansing on February 01, 2012
Time to get the electronic version. :)
My girls are 6 and 4, nothing of mine destroyed lately....but I used to have a pretty fairy collection.....
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A.S. answers from Iowa City on February 01, 2012
My kids didn't destroy this, but my husband's filthy rotten cat did: My beloved Buddha incense holder. It was old and cute (fat happy Buddha) and I loved it and will probably never find a replacement. Woe is me.
I swear I am going to pack up all of my things and unpack when I move to a house with a special room just for me where no children or cats may enter.
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R.J. answers from Seattle on February 01, 2012
Oy.
I remember those days!!!
Ours was water. Books and water. He had this THING about "Giving books a bath." Not his books, mind. MINE.
And he was ALWAYS within sight. It's just that split second lightning fast chubby hand snags book and sploosh... all as my mouth is doing the cartoon slow "Nwaaaahh-sploosh-ooooooooooooh!"
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☆.A. answers from Pittsburgh on February 01, 2012
Sounds like someone has an innate sense of truth! LOL
I'd find a better hiding place!
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