☆.H. asks from San Jose, CA on June 23, 2012
JFF- Who Else Here Has a Kid Who....
picks the absolute worst times to have to poop!? It's gotten to the point where I have to tell my son that we are leaving about 5-10 minutes before we actually are leaving! Anyone else?
So What Happened?™
Yeah, he went around the same time for awhile, but the new summer routine has upset his schedule...
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K.B. answers from Detroit on June 23, 2012
My daughter is 4 and sometimes ends up having to poop after getting in the tub for a bath. So she has to come out dripping wet, sit on the potty, get wiped up and then back in the tub. That is, when she's managed to make it out of the tub in time. :(
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B.C. answers from Norfolk on June 23, 2012
The classic time for this is usually in the middle of winter when they are JUST bundled up to go play out in the snow.
Off come the scarf, mittens, snow boots, snow pants, jacket.
Dash to the bathroom.
Then back on with everything and FINALLY head out for sledding or to build a snowman.
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D.. answers from Charlotte on June 23, 2012
I hope you don't mind if I laugh - it's so funny the way you tell it! (But not funny when you're going through it!)
My son had to poop in a plastic bag with paper towels in it, in the back seat floor of the minivan while I was driving on a turnpike that had NO WHERE to pull over. It was in 5:00 traffic. He had just turned 5 and he was in misery. My mom was in the passenger seat and helped him. It stank SO BAD, even with the bag tied shut, that we attached the bag to the passenger side view mirror and hung it outside the window, to give us some relief until we got off the turnpike and found a rest stop.
Honestly, sometimes I think that one day I will have to wear Depends to go on a long trip when I am old and gray, if I have to travel on turnpikes!!
Hope your little guy gets on a new schedule for you soon!
D.
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A.B. answers from Dallas on June 23, 2012
Yes. When I first adopted my daughter, I had to provide 4 vials of stool samples for her (age 2). I figured I'd get if from her diap, no prob. We were to take them in 3 days later. The kid did not have a poopy diap for 3 days. Here I was, a new mother, about to go to the pediatrician and go "I've got nothin'" when my daughter had a diaper blowout on our way out the door. So, here I collected 4 vials, gagging and choking as my daughter giggled, and was late for the appt due to the diaper blowout and subsequent collection process.
Otherwise, she generally has to poop anytime we're out at a restaurant and has a tendency to announce it in her loudest possible voice. I keep trying to teach her that it doesn't need to be announced and is not something people at a meal want to hear about it, but 4 yr olds tend to find this fascinating conversation.
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S.G. answers from Grand Forks on June 23, 2012
I have one that seems to poop several times a day, so his pooping is always interupting something!
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C.M. answers from San Francisco on June 23, 2012
My daughter had a thing for restaurants when she was first potty trained. Not kidding, the food would hit the table and she had to go!
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❤.M. answers from Los Angeles on June 23, 2012
My son always HAS to go when we have to leave the house. It can be different times. It doesn't matter. The more important the event......wham! He used to be more of a schedule time but like life......schedules can change. ha ha
I've learned to "watch" for it.
Sometimes he has to work at it like a typical male. That's who they invented "reading on the pot" for......men. I don't have time to read on there. :) Nature calls. I go in & get the business done that I walked in there to do and am done. Bam. :)
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C.O. answers from Washington DC on June 23, 2012
Abbie:
My boys are on a "schedule" - it's hilarious!! When we are traveling - we can guarantee at a certain time, my youngest will say "I need to go to the bathroom!!!"
Aren't kids fun?!?!?!
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B.C. answers from Norfolk on June 23, 2012
The classic time for this is usually in the middle of winter when they are JUST bundled up to go play out in the snow.
Off come the scarf, mittens, snow boots, snow pants, jacket.
Dash to the bathroom.
Then back on with everything and FINALLY head out for sledding or to build a snowman.
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X.O. answers from Chicago on June 23, 2012
My baby poops probably 4-6 times a day. Why can't he just let it all out in 2-3 bursts? He almost ALWAYS has one right before we leave to drop my oldest at school. He usually has one while we are grocery shopping, and is guaranteed to have one after every nap, as well as after breakfast and dinner.
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