JFF- What's the Funniest Thing a Friend Has Ever Done?

she let me dye her hair platnum blonde and the wax her eyebrows...I am an accountant and dont know how to do hair....needless to say the next day I gave her a $100 to go to a pro to get it fixed. cant help the eyebrows...I ripped one off. ha ha.

HAHA my friend who is supposed to wear glasses when she drives ( it states that on her license too ) and she HATED those glasses. She rarely wore it but always kept it in her purse.
One day she got pulled over for expired tags and while she was slowing down to come to a stop- she grabbed her glasses ( in her purse beside her ) and put them on real fast. Ok so the cop walks up to the driver side and she said he looked at very strange. He took his sunglasses off to look at her closer, and he asked her " do you wear those glasses often? " and of course she replies " oh yes sir, every single day when I drive. ".
Then he replied back to her " how about taking the gum off of it ". SHE HAD A PIECE OF OLD GUM STUCK ON HER GLASSES AND DIDN'T KNOW IT. !!!!
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I love, love, love my dear friend. In fact, I went to visit her last month (a treat for us both). I had a headache the entire time I was with her, because I laughed so hard. My jaw ached for days afterwards!

There was a new Publix opening near her home. She knew it was supposed to open very soon, so when she saw a couple people walking in the front doors and cars in the parking lot, she thought it had opened. SHe walks in, grabs a cart and starts shopping through the aisles. Pretty soon, she hears, "Ahem, Ma'am?" SHe said she knew immediately. Yep. It wasn't open. It was workers going in and out. SHe turned over the cart and walked quickly out of the store.

She also ran out once, to grab some needed items from the store and realized once she got BACK into her vehicle, that she still had all these mismatched, bright colored, haphazzard barrettes in ther hair from when she let her daughter do a "make-over" on her.

Every story she tells is Sooooo much funnier, because it comes from her. I nearly peed myself when she was telling me a story of her mom in the ocean. You just have to hear it, to enjoy the humor, but it definitely was funnier when she tells it.

Now I miss her terribly :(

My 2 besties used to have a duet for drinking. We didn't have to be getting drunk, but if alcohol was involved they had to sing it. It was a goofy song too, so it always cracked everyone up.

One of those same friends used to let her ferret ride on her dashboard. Usually if we were going to go to Jack in the Box, because the drive-through guy thought it was the coolest thing ever and would always give us free pie and french fries 'For the ferret...' lol.

She went out without her bra on and her shirt, inside out.
Didn't know it.
Until I told her.

And yes, she does need a bra.

She is a frazzled Mommy.

This may not be "the funniest" but it came to mind right away.

My husband & I told my friend that daylight savings time was an hour and a half time changethis year...she fell for it completely! Gullible, you think? LOL

I met my best friend in college (sadly, we had a falling out about 9 months ago and haven't spoken since. We were best friends for 14 years). Anyways, after our first year we both went home for the summer. She would mail me the funniest things. One time she took a white tennis shoe and wrote a note on it. She mailed the tennis shoe--not in a box--just the shoe. Another time she taped a note on a bag of cheese doodles and mailed it--put the postage right on the bag. She did the same thing to a HUGE bra, a beach ball, and other things. She gave me and the postman quite a laugh!

well, i had a teacher friend lock herself in the bathroom during school hours, private school. I got quite a kick out of that, she handled it so gracefully, but it was really funny. I always think of that when i'm in an unfamilar bathroom with a door that locks. We are still friend and i think i'll have to reminder her of that time Hee Hee.

I love my friend Debbie and she is always doing something crazy. She decided to try Preparation H to get rid of puffy eyes. She had to call the paramedics.
Years ago, we went to California. She was driving and we were looking for a place to pull over and enjoy the beach. I saw a place and she didn't slow down enough before hitting the sand. The tires were almost buried. We decided to relax for a bit then figure out what to do. Two guys pulled (hot they were not!) and started talking to us. We wanted to get away but couldn't, so we asked if they could help us out. They said sure and asked if we would like to go to dinner. Thanks, we said, but we just ate. (a lie) They got us unstuck and she said let's go, I'm starving! Boy did we get dirty looks!