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Jff-do You Say 'Boondox'? or BFE?

Ok so I'm bored and was wondering how you describe "In the middle of nowhere" in slang? For some reason everyone around here (SE Texas), we say 'Boon dox' or 'BFE' (which, I THINK, stands for Butt F$@& Egypt)....LOL! WHYYYYY we say that, I have NO clue, but EVERYONE does! I mean, now that I'm an adult, I only say it jokingly with my friends :D
I'm wondering, what are your slang terms, and have you ever heard of mine?

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Hahaahaaa :) Thanks ladies! Glad to know my little old town I grew up in wasn't too 'Podunk'! (we say that too), and there are actual reasons WHY those terms came about. Too funny :)
And I can't believe I spelled it incorrectly! Lol ;P
Tracy C:I forgot about 'back 40'! And my Grandma ALWAYS said 'over yonder'. "Honey go grab my tea, it's over yonder" LOL
Great list Riley J!

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I've heard of the boondocks or the sticks, but not BFE. We like to get in the car and drive to the middle of nowhere, out in the country.

These remind me of a couple phrases that aren't quite related- "over yonder" and "back 40".

ETA: one southernism my husband makes fun of me for saying is "fixin to".

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I say boonies or, more commonly, The Sticks.

Which is, for the record, exactly one mile south of where I live :-)

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Boondocks, boonies, the sticks, off the map, off the grid.
Here there be dragons (or monsters).
It's not the end of the world but you can see it from here.
Also
trailer park = tornado magnet

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we're somewhere out in the middle of timbuktoo.

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I have heard of boondox but I always saw it spelled "boondocks". I have never heard of your BFE! Oh my!

Podunk, yes!

I'm pretty fond of "til the cows come home" and "I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday". I remember telling someone that my husband was just sick that he missed our son's school ceremony, and the person I was talking to thought he was really sick.

Love those Southernisms!

D.

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Youve never heard the song? It was in the 60's, Down in the Boondocks.

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I've heard of the boondocks or the sticks, but not BFE. We like to get in the car and drive to the middle of nowhere, out in the country.

These remind me of a couple phrases that aren't quite related- "over yonder" and "back 40".

ETA: one southernism my husband makes fun of me for saying is "fixin to".

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Okay... I travel a lot, so I've had to describe "middle of nowhere" a lot. Some of these are regional

Back of Beyond
Backcountry
God Knows Where
(as in the ones I use the most... also use the following)

Boondocks
Boonies
Bush
Podunk
6 miles east of nowhere
Sticks
Bumfuck
Nowheresville
Hold for GPS cords
LatLong
Intersection of ______ & ______ (when I'm feeling cranky)
Off the Map
Crickets
300mi to the nearest gas station
(knew I should have turned) Left at Albuquerque
Saskatchewan
Past the loggers

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I say boonies or, more commonly, The Sticks.

Which is, for the record, exactly one mile south of where I live :-)

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Yep. I use both. I also know BFE as Bum and Egypt.

I also use "back 40" and "until the cows come home." The best part is when I'm trying to teach a concept to a group of kids, and use an appropriate phrase that they haven't heard. I find myself teaching two lessons that day!

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Boondocks, boonies, the sticks, off the map, off the grid.
Here there be dragons (or monsters).
It's not the end of the world but you can see it from here.
Also
trailer park = tornado magnet

2 moms found this helpful

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