Desitin vs Microfiber Couch

try putting some hand sanitizer on it and let it sit for a while before blotting

You may want to try a rag or sponge with a small amount of water and dishwashing liquid on it (like dawn). Try blotting it and not rubbing it. Follow with just a small amount of water and blot with that. Then use a dry cloth to blot up any excess water.

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Love the title! Desitin is oily, try blotting with cornstarch or baking soda after you thoroughly wet and rub as much out of it as you can.

Just had to say that your title made me laugh.

Can you remove the cover - if so remove it and rub from the back. Or you might want to try one of those steam cleaners so it will suck it up and not rub it in.