Can Someone Explain Trump's Hair?

Updated on July 22, 2015
J.S. asks from Saint Louis, MO
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I don't want to get into politics or his mouth, just his hair. Seems like forever I have looked at that comb over and pondered how much money does that man need to have before he addresses that awful hair. How can he not see how awful he looks?

Someone posted a meme showing it blowing in the wind, apparently like corn silks, I think that is being kind comparing it to corn silks but I digress. The hair underneath the dead animal actually looks good.

So for a little levity, why do y'all think he keeps that style, do you ever think he will change it?

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K.A.

answers from San Diego on

He's a cartoon character. It's his cartoon character hair. Evil cartoon characters always have horrible hair so we all know they are the evil character.

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D.B.

answers from Boston on

No, I can't. Sorry.

Why doesn't he change it? Because he has never, ever admitted that he was wrong. About anything.

And yesterday, I saw a clip of him saying he could criticize people with unusual body types or deformities, since people critique his hair. He doesn't see the difference, which is that he can change his hair. That said, 99% of everything else he says and does irritates me even more than his hair. I could live with that if I could live with the rest of him!

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O.O.

answers from Los Angeles on

I think this expression sums up Chump (and his hair):
There's no fool like an old fool.

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C.V.

answers from Columbia on

Honey badger don't care. :-)

ETA: Reference: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

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L..

answers from Raleigh on

Haha, whatever takes the focus off his face!!

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M.R.

answers from Seattle on

I like the meme:

Thou shalt over comb

For a man as wealthy and seemingly powerful, you'd think he'd redo his awful hair do, and that some of those gorgeous woman around him would eventually say something....but I imagine he surrounds himself by only admirers and yes men.

I'm 100% with you that his hair is horrendous and he's worn that same style forever. Like ask your barber for a new look. He's covering something up is what I think...premature balding? But it wouldn't be premature now, it would have been 20 years ago. Hard to tell with that fluff on top.

I am most disconcerted and appalled by an article I read this morning discussing the debate between Senator John McCain and Trump and the absolutely horrible put down I have ever heard from anyone about the many years John McCain was a POW. Trump said he was not a war hero, because he was captured. He likes people that weren't captured.

I didn't see the debate, only read the article and that alone makes me want to spit at the man. And Trump walked out of the room thinking he did not offend anyone. Trump is a successful charlatan and undoubtedly a sociopath.

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H.W.

answers from Portland on

I think it's a symbol of how entrenched he is in his stubborn wrong-headedness. Sort of 'no matter how bad you say it is, I'm going to dig into my own reality and say it's good so nanny-nanny-boo boo.'

I know, real sophisticated, but so is he, huh?

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E.J.

answers from Chicago on

No, I don't think he will change it...I think he gets too much attention for it.

What really bothers me about him?

He always looks orange! Like what's with the orange foundation?

Maybe the hair is to deflect from the bad make-up job?

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M.P.

answers from Asheville on

I realize I'm not answering your question (there is no answer for that mess on his head), but if you want a good, innocent laugh at the expense of Trump's hair, google "Trump your cat". Hilarious.

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C.B.

answers from San Francisco on

My sisters and I just had that conversation a couple of days ago! You'd think with all his money, he could/would do something about it. He looks like an idiot!

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S.T.

answers from Washington DC on

it kind of tickles me, in a backhanded way. that over-the-top confidence is, i think, what's got him in his current happy state of all the limelight, all the time. in his mind, if he does it, it's awesome. there's never an option to look at it from any other perspective.
combovers might be the utter end in drippiness for any other man but if HE does it, it's cool.
i think he sees himself as Trump The Doctor.
:) khairete
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R.B.

answers from Dallas on

I think it's had it for so long and it was the but end if jokes even 15 20 years ago that his ego had to stick with it.

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answers from Miami on

Easy to explain, J! He's got an UGLY head! Snort, LOL! He'll never get rid of it. It'll have to fall out first!

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J.F.

answers from Las Vegas on

I can't explain the hair, but for even more levity, google Trump Cat Hair or Trump Your Cat.

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R.K.

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I heard he wears a wig and is actually bald.

Donald Trump has Asperger's so he doesn't have the best social skills. He does however have great mind for business.

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E.B.

answers from Austin on

The comb over part bugs me (since it starts down below his ear) but what bothers me even more is the long shaggy part in the back. It seems so untidy for a gentleman who wears such expensive suits and coats, to have that long scraggly untrimmed hair. I have seen other men who have the comb overs, but they trim the backs and sides.

I have to admit, I have wondered what his hair looks like after a shower and shampoo. He must look like a completely different person. I have also wondered why his daughter, who seems to be stylish and sophisticated and impeccably dressed/groomed, does not give him a little advice on cutting back on the orange spray tans and unkempt hair.

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L.!.

answers from Santa Fe on

My dad has the same hair. However, it is a wig that my dad wears. I am very sure Trump has a wig.

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N.B.

answers from Oklahoma City on

I think he does in on purpose and it's just his "Thing". He knows it's unbecoming but continues to do it. So he knows and he likes the attention it gets him.

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