Appropriate Punishment, for Husband.

Wear the shirt for an entire week as soon as he gets home. Go out with him wearing the shirt.

Tell him why.

That's the best punishment - make him look at it EVERY DAY!!

:)
Dawn

Once he regained consciousness I would let him know he is in charge of the kids and I'd be out the door on my way to Macy's.

I would tell him you keep it up and you will see her shirts more cause you will be staying with her!!!

I would lift my shirt and say "Do these remind you of your mom, too?" Then jiggle them and don't let him touch. ;)

I would wear said shirt to BED for a week!

Start talking about his mother the next time he starts rubbing on you for some lovin'. "Oh, this doesn't remind you of your mother? Let's talk about her. I like when she does this and says that. I sometimes fantasize about her pie. Mmm, can't you just taste it?" I've done this with mine, and he got the message.

(This is actually something that I have done jokingly, btw. Once he got the point, I shut up. I do the same thing when he wants me to stop talking. I just stop and don't say anything to him until he begs me to please talk to him.)

"That looks like the couch you should sleep on."

"I'm SO glad you said that...I've been meaning to get an expensive new wardrobe."

People need to lighten up, you are obviously joking. Sheesh. Obviously he meant it as non-complimentary, or you wouldn't be dreaming of gluing his testicles to his leg.

Tell him he's starting to remind you of your Grandpa.

Husband buys wife 3 new "non mom like" blouses.

grab hubby's credit card & go buy several more youthful shirts--maybe a trip to Forever 21 to shut him up ;-)

i would iron said shirt.
with husband in it.
>: (
khairete
S.

Husband sleeps next to naked wife and is not allowed to touch, is the first thought that came to my head :)

I wouldn't do anything other than take the shirt off asap and get rid of the darn thing!

My husband likes the clothes I wear, so if he did make a comment like this I would be worried and maybe a little grateful he stopped me from wearing something he thought his mom would wear!!

i agree with 8kidsdad wear J. the shirt and see if he likes it then. If he said you look like his mom, or an older woman thats diferent...he J. doesnt like the shirt. I don't like certain shirts my boyfriend wears and I tell him

See I have this look, Troy knows the look, it is this aww do you want me to help you pull your foot out of your mouth, I know you have a bad back and all. Watching him back peddle is sooooo funny I can't stay mad at him at that point. :)

Hmm...pretty sure you don't want to be going to bed tonight with your Mom - no?

Guess you should keep comments like that to yourself unless you want to practice the fine art of celibacy for the weekend. :-)

Threatening to withhold sex never really stands in our house but it's a great little game. lol

I would tie the shirt up like a half shirt, have really good sex with him wearing it and then afterward, offer the shirt to his mom, wouldn't it crack him up if she wore it the next time she visited??? ha ha

I'd throw the shirt out, and then go out and buy 3 new really, really expensive new shirts. That would drive my DH nuts! lol

Haha, I have nothing to add except where are you ladies when I need a good comeback?! :)

Hehe, get a matching (Or very similar) one for him to wear and MAKE him wear it out in public.

if it was me and my fiance said that to me (and it was a shirt i liked) id laugh and then say go F yourself .. but thats just me we're like that unless its a serious argument we can be pretty graphic with the language lol .. if it was a shirt that i wasnt sure if i liked and he said that frist is say something simliar to what i said above and then id be like seriously?? cuz ill chuck it in the garbage right now if youre not joking ... my fiances one to say things jokingly like that .. it all depends on how its said if its in a laughing joking kind of way i dont care but if hes seriously saying that i probably wouldnt wear it anymore .. idk i guess im just not that sensitive about stuff like that

Too funny.
Men.
They have no idea what they are saying until it comes out of their mouth and they get looked at like they are an idiot.
Then, IF the Wife would happen to say something like that to them, they can't handle it.

I don't have an answer, but loved the responses. The funny thing to me is that I love my MIL's taste in clothes and have discovered that I do wear a lot of things that look like something she would wear. My husband has never said anything about it but my BFF did. HAHAHA so she has been going shopping with me, so that I don't dress like an "old lady."

I may have flashed him!

Mamazita, tell him thanks for the warning, before you went out in public with the shirt on. Then go get a bag of M & M's.

Woo hoo, he is in big trouble.

One of my favorite marriage stories I ever heard was a Willie Nelson Story.

He said he came home drunk and his wife was not pleased. She had told him he needed to be on time and not drunk.

So she told him, "I think you need to go onto bed." He woke up, sewn into the bed sheet, being beaten with a broom!

They were divorced soon after.
FYI, don't beat him, but I like the wear the damn shirt everyday.. Hee, hee..

You are PMs-ing if you paying attention to this comment :)

Do you wear heels? A little Eddie Murphy 'high heel boomerang' action might be in order here ...

Make sure you wake up before him and then put cold cream on your face and big rollers in your hair and one of those Mama house dresses and go into the kitchen and make breakfast and let him see you when he comes down. And then tell him....this is WHAT I COULD LOOK LIKE!!! lol

You say to him, Thank you honey for your constructive feedback. I accept your invitation to take me shopping. What will it be a $500 or $1,000 spending spree? cash or credit?

AFTER READING YOUR SO WHAT HAPPENED:

It has been my experience that when MOST people are "clearly joking", the words "evil and sadistic" aren't part of a joke.

The term "punishment", to me, is inappropriate when requesting how to deal with a husband or wife. Punishment is what happens to adults and juviniles who commit crimes and/or infractions. Punishment is what happens to naughty children.

So yes, you and I have a difference of opinion when it comes to terms and the difference between a joke, punishment, evil, sadistic etc. The later three which I don't take lightly.

"punishment for husband"......How does husband punish YOU when you are inappropriate?